What is Cannes?
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1. Where Michael Moore goes to receive felattio for his movies when nobody in the United States is buying his garbage.
2. Home of a famous pornographic film festival.
1. (Michael Moore steps off his private jet and arrives in Cannes)
MM: Hello, Frenchmen! Praise and reward me for my newest piece of half-assed propaganda!
(Entire city of Cannes kneels down and opens wide)
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2. Ali G went to Cannes and some chick pressed his face into her own titties!
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Random Words:
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A kind of turd, usually thin and dry with discernable knuckles.
Good turd mate?
Not really. Chimps fingers, most of em.
See shit, poo..
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To exaggerate a lot, tell things how there not.
Sophie, I notice you have become less intergrentical since you have matured.
Sophie, ..
