Cannes

What is Cannes?


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1. Where Michael Moore goes to receive felattio for his movies when nobody in the United States is buying his garbage.

2. Home of a famous pornographic film festival.

1. (Michael Moore steps off his private jet and arrives in Cannes)

MM: Hello, Frenchmen! Praise and reward me for my newest piece of half-assed propaganda!

(Entire city of Cannes kneels down and opens wide)

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2. Ali G went to Cannes and some chick pressed his face into her own titties!

See france, michael moore, liberal, retards, bukkake


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