What is Cannoli?
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"Cannoli" is the plural of "cannolo," which is a Sicilian pastry consisting of a crisp pastry tube filled with sweetened ricotta. The ricotta filling is sometimes sprinkled with crushed pistachios, chopped candied citron or orange peel, or semi-sweet chocolate chips. It's a popular item in Italian-American bakeries.
I'll have a dozen cannoli. But please make up some fresh ones. I don't want any that were already filled an hour ago.
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CANNOLiPANTS: hey bellaface that was a GOODASS cannoli? where'd you get it?
BELLAFACE: take a wild guess, you crazy beast, you. ;-*
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1: A delicious Italian pastry.
2: An exclamation. (surprise, excitement, shock, horror, etc)
1: That was a tasty cannoli.
2: Holy Cannolis!!!;
Person 1: "I just heard Person 3 ate an Italian pastry."
Person 2: "Cannoli!!!"
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A sexual maneuver where a male has sex with a female on top of his comforter, and just when he is about to cum, he pulls out, busts his nut all over the girls face, rolls her up in the comforter and pushes her off the bed. This gives her the appearance of a cannoli with the "cream" on her face and the comforter acting as the cannoli shell.
I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and I gave her the cannoli, she was not very happy with me.
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A wankster or wigger. White on the outside, whiter on the inside.
A good way to tell a cannoli is if they think of themselves as an Uh-Oh Oreo (White on the outside, black on the inside).
That freshman is such a cannoli; he calls his sister J-Dawg and wishes he could be 50 Cent.
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