What is Canoe Captain?
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a leader of a lesbian group or a self proclaimed female gay activist with no useful purpose other then self-promotion.
Last night at a local gay club the "Canoe Captain" led a fear-less group of lesbians in an effort to protest the existence of men.
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a fat, ugly, disgusting person
That bitch is uggs chubbly!
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1. Splendid in appearance; grand.
2. Grand or noble in thought or deed; exalted.
3. Outstanding of its kind; superlative.
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