What is Canoe Conjugals?
1.
Mass produced beers such as Coors, Miller and Budweiser. Usually associated with the light version of the beers.
Coors and Miller are like making love in a canoe.
It's f*cking close to water.
"Bar owner fined for selling Coors as Miller, didn't think his customers would be able to tell the difference between two types of cheap canoe conjugals"
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