What is Canoe Face?
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The look your clueless significant other gives you when you accidently plow your canoe into the weeds, or a stump, or the nearest bank for the umpteenth time, because he or she has no freaking idea how hard these things are to steer.
"Hey! No more Canoe Face; you think it's so easy why don't you sit back here and give it a try?"
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What a pathetic mutherf*cker has to use when they don't own a car, a bike, or a bus pass. (ie. Walk, jackass!)
I have no friends, ..