Canoe Jousting

What is Canoe Jousting?

The sport of standing in the back of your canoe, paddeling really hard to the left of your opponet, and trying to ram him off his canoe.

Rules:

1) Points onlt for hitting the lifejacket

2) No deacking the guy as you pass

3) No trying to tip the guy who beat you

The canoe jousting competition was a real sucess last year, except for Mark... they never found his head...

See canoe, paddles, sports, jousting, cornobbled

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