What is Canoeshoe?
1.
A girl that is very large, or extremely manly. She mainly has extremely large feet and tends to be a dyke. The girl probably has extremely hairy body features which gross %99 of guys out. Therefore turning the girl into a "Dykish Lesbian" simply because she eventually knows that she will never get any from a guy. And will only provide "More Cushion for tha Pushin" for another Dykish lesbian. The term origionates from a Canoe whish is a large long boat resembling the girls large nasty feet.
Use extreme caution when entering a "CanoeShoe's" field of vision, for they have been know to strike from long distances and are deadly in close range.
2. Yea man, I cant believe you tried to hook meh up with that CanoeShoe. She had to weigh a Shit-Ton.
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