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take a shit then freeze a log and use it as a dildo
I let my girlfriend use my "Alaskan Popsicle" to please her.
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A suprisingly clean white shitter found outside the House of Tard.
Dad: LOOK! Theres a bog outside Nogtard's house!
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A scale used in measuring the hotness of a girl. 0 means you would never do her, 1 means you would do her when you're drunk and 2 ..
