Can't Fight Edit Meaning

1. Generally used to reference fat, sloppy, whorish cock-gobbling schoolteachers who may or may not have penises. Usually, they come equipp..

1. A heavy sleep inducing cake commonly prepared by an older relative. "Uncle Tony's cake makes me tired..." "I don&a..

1. To touch someone's posessions (i.e. food, office supplies, pillow, clothing...) with your penis. Usually done to someone who would..