Can't Listen To My Dick Anymore

What is Can't Listen To My Dick Anymore?

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The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.

Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.

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