Can't Polish A Turd

What is Can't Polish A Turd?


1.

Despite your best efforts, there are some things you just can't fix/improve.

To point out futile attempts to conceal/change the baisc nature of something.

1) Joe: Danny's back in town. He lost a bunch of weight, got a nose job, got hair plugs and now wears really flashy clothes but he's still one ugly motherfucker.

Jim: Well, you can't polish a turd.

2) The comb-over hairstyle

See throw in the towel, futility, quick-fix, comb-over


74

Random Words:

1. (Idiom) A self important, dictatorial person. Now psycho bitch has written over 100 definitions, she is behaving like a little tin god...
1. Alexis Zorba, from the movie (or book), Zorba the Greek. A real man. Makes the men of today look like pussies (which they are). "..
1. Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show..