What is Can't Toot For Pootin'?

1.

Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."

Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!

Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!

See fart, toot, work, southern, redneck, dave
9

Random Words:

Zenis
1. Same as kneenis. The fleshy part of skin on the outside of your knee, similar to the wenis. Guy to girl: Hey Rose, you wanna feel my ..
Read more
Hagar Town Rip
1. when four guys fuck one girl; two in the front and two in the back. eventually the piece of skin will rip and the 4 dicks will meet in ..
Read more
Yaminez
1. to alternate between licking a girls asshole and vagina along her taint, usually while having a dirty Mexican beard/ I gave her the yam..
Read more