What is Can't Toot For Pootin'?
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Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."
Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
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A total jerk. Worse than just a mother fucker, or even a cock-sucking mother fucker
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When you attempt to sneak a silent fart, but it bursts out wet.
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