What is Can't Toot For Pootin'?
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Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."
Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
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When a girl's pussy is so loose, your dick can fit very easily in her cunt, so to please her, you have to shake your dick left and ..