Can't Touch This

What is Can't Touch This?

MC Hammer had a hit with the name "U Can't Touch This." Generally means "I'm too good for you." or "You'll never be as good as I am."

Two people are dancing:

Person 1: Can't touch this!

Person 2: Darn. (walks off the dance floor)

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