Cantaloupe Edit Meaning

1.

A person prone to ill-advised behavior; a dumbass, a moron.

"So I drive into this Gas Station the other day, and what do I see? This complete cantaloupe was pumping gas into a soda bottle while smoking a cigarette."

See idiot, assclown, fuckwit, moron, dumb ass

2.

a large round fruit, with a gray, bumby rind and a delicious orange interior

"Today I bought a cantaloupe at Food Lion"

3.

A sexy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and Listerine.

I'm not very good at cantaloupe.

See cantaloupe, sex, lesbian, listerine

4.

A made up word for a rockmelon. However, some Victorians and Western Australians may try to convince you otherwise. They should be ridiculed for their stupidity and shunned from society.

Person 1: Man i love cantaloupe!

Person 2: WTF is cantaloupe!? its called a rockmelon retard!

See rockmelon, retard, stupidity, cantaloupe, shunned, victorian

5.

Someone who is not where he/she should be in life. Looks VERY young. If a teacher, flirts with people, including students (AHHHHH! SO ILLEGAL!!!!) A very attractive fruit.

Look at that baby!!! She will grow up to be such a cantaloupe.

Oh my gosh!! *Pinches cheeks* You are such a cantaloupe!

See adorable, little, musical, fruit, stud muffin

6.

orange, c-shaped fruit.

Elad didn't want to eat the cantaloupe because he's a vegetarian.

See cantaloupe, vegetarian, juicy, cute, silly, fruit

7.

(noun) something that causes a flashback so strong, it will bring you back to the time and place where the memory occured, otherwise known as a cantaloupation.

Man oh man, last week when I heard that gino beat it was like the ultimate cantaloupe. I remember the first time I heard that track when I was sitting on a beach in florida, eating cantaloupe.

See cantaloupe, gino, flashback