What is Cantelope?
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a fruit that is only good for fucking
me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist
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pronounciation: jum-bawb-itch.
- A hugely major bitch whom says things that are accessible to, or in front of, a large group of people ..
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Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.
Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I&a..
