Cantelope

What is Cantelope?

1.

a fruit that is only good for fucking

me-you know you could just have sex with fruit

eli-with fruit?

me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy

charlie-not a kiwi!

me-why

charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra

whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough

me-maybe like three kiwis all together?

charlie-no kiwi

me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway

eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking

charlie-fruit rapist

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