Cantelope Tester

What is Cantelope Tester?

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

See ass, thumb, butt, anal, finger

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Have A Pull

1. to wank, masturbate instead of goin' to physics, i stayed in my room and had a pull 2. to drink a gulp or two of liquor straight..

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