Cantelope Tester

What is Cantelope Tester?

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

See ass, thumb, butt, anal, finger

[thoughthehadadickitus]

1. condition where a man thinks he has a big dick Jerry: Carmen, where is Zack today? Carmen:Oh, didn't you hear? Jerry:Here what? ..

W.a.m.f.

1. Abbreviation for White Ass Mother Fucker That kid is a W.A.M.F. fakin' it with his grillz! See white, ass, mother, fucker..

Swackims

1. Plural word for a "backhanded smack" to the back of the head. *Person 1 sits eating ice cream* Person 2 "Are you eattin..

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