Cantelope Tester

What is Cantelope Tester?

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

See ass, thumb, butt, anal, finger

Yersuked

1. getting a blowjob then getting walked in on Phillip was yersuked!! See dick, pussy, blowjob, fuck, walked, in, on, bitch, ass, mutha, ..

Uppity Hussein

1. a nickname for President B. Hussein Obama. Uppity Hussein is right now the president, with his uppity wife Michelle. See obama, potus,..

Qumc

1. someone who makes gorilla noises when being sexed. by people with k names. THASH DISHGUSHTING QUMC! See fag, gay, homosexual, mckenna ..

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