Cantelope Tester

What is Cantelope Tester?

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

See ass, thumb, butt, anal, finger

The Jack And Jill

1. another term for you would be mockneys- On the pill she's on the jack and jill..

D.v. Guarantee

1. A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled. Dude, my wiener is eight inches long..

Tramptastic

1. So incredibly tramplike that it just blows your mind. The drunk girl chewing the tobacco was tramptastic..

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