Cantelope Tester

What is Cantelope Tester?


1.

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

See ass, thumb, butt, anal, finger


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