Cantelope Tester

What is Cantelope Tester?

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

See ass, thumb, butt, anal, finger

Ghurt

1. A ghurt is someone that acts like a right asshole. =) OMG. Azeem is being such a 'ghurt' lately. See fucktard, jerk, loser,..

Ghetto Slut

1. someone who purposely tries to get pregnant from a one night stand in order to get as many child support checks as possible; someone who..

Pompus Penus

1. It's slang like calling someone a dork or a penis jokingly. Instead of Penis, it is pronounced Penus You are such a pompus penus! ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cantelope Tester Edit Meaning