Cantelope Tester

What is Cantelope Tester?

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

See ass, thumb, butt, anal, finger

Quad-sexual

1. A person who has sex with men, women, animals, and shrubbery. Wow, Konrad is a total quad-sexual! See quad, sexual, animals, shrubs, s..

You Got Bombed!!

1. You MUST say "YOU GOT BOMBED!!" to any mother-fucker-bitch-ass-nigga that you actually screw. Saying "YOU GOT BOMBED!!&q..

Give It A Wipe

1. basically-shut up!! possibly because the person talking is a bit of a drip!! Zak- And last night she- Jaz-Zak!! Give it a wipe will y..

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