Cantified

What is Cantified?

The act of becoming dense and slow while still rocking it.

I was so wasted I got all cantified last night when a weird boy offered me gum.

Thomas Francis

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1. Really dirty/naughty sex between two or more people. I brought home a guy from the bar and we had scrinky moves like i've never ex..

Queefeater

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