Cantified

What is Cantified?

The act of becoming dense and slow while still rocking it.

I was so wasted I got all cantified last night when a weird boy offered me gum.

Keep Your Pimp Hand Way Strong

1. When a bitch gets outta line, a pimp might gotta get all up in her face. So he keeps his pimp hand strong, slaps her, messes a bitch up...

[the Bible]

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Ufia

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