What is Canure?
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Canned food that tastes like cow manure.
Canned asparagus and spinach often taste like this after a lengthy time on the shelf. Spinach looses most its vit C within 24 hours after harvest, so imagine the nutritive value of processed spinach sitting in a can for 6 months.
I grew up on school cafeteria food and the staple vegetable was "canure spinach".
Random Words:
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A "bobby carrot" is the act of inserting a carrot up the rectum and convincing others you can see perfectly in the dark.
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