Canvas

What is Canvas?


1.

1. cloth material primarily used as a painting medium. example: this weiner dog art is an "oil on canvas."

2. 1990s progressive rock band hailing from Ellensburg, WA. renown the world over as being the true hotdog kings.

"Man, I got a hankering for some thick and tasty dual-bass prog rock."

"How bout some Canvas."

"Killer."

2.

To knock on doors and ask if they are the owner to get the actual salesman an appointment to meet the homeowner.

To weed out renters, sqatters, or anyone who can't make a legal finacial desision about the certain property.

We need to canvas this neighborhood so we can weed out who is renting/not interested so the salesman can come in and talk to the homeowner and sale our product.

See pitch, homeowner, money, ching

3.

A boxing term referring to a heavy bag. Used because many of the older heavy bags were packaged in canvas-like material.

Ok, finish your workout by going a two minute round on the canvas then take a break.

See boxing, training, workout, boxer

4.

Verb. To CANVAS syn.: To own. Commercial grade exploit thingie by Dave Idle.

"I WILL CANVAS YOU! *click* *click* *boom*" followed by the occasional "OMFG IT WORKED!?"

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