What is Canyon?
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A very loose slut esp. with a gaping vagina or in some cases, a gaping anus.
Danielle is the canyon!
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Places where redneck high schoolers party at. Location often provides the opportunity of "mudding." Canyon parties are fun, no doubt, but often not very well thought-out.
*Big & Rich blaring in the background of canyon party*
"Shit son! the po's are coming! Let's climb up into the trees so we don't get caught!"
*4 hours later*
"Well, I'm finally sobering up...do you think they wrote down my license plates while they were here?"
See
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Fatass jay
yo dizzle lets go blizze this canyonizzle (hello dog, let us go blaze this fat joint filled with chronic)
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When KY Jelly isn't available and you need to lube up your grandma's sandy old dust snatch.
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The study or religion of Bob Dylan. Well, obviously not really, but MAN! I'd join in a second!
Wow, I love Bob Dylan. I am gonna j..
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