Canyon Critters

What is Canyon Critters?

pimps that are bigger than Sam Curtis will ever be. They get way more girls and pussy then he ever will.

Chris is the pimpist canyon critter there is.

Freak Up

1. to fuck up doing something and calling yourself a fuck up. Im sorry I didnt rob that store, Im a freak up..

Cum Guzzling Mushroom Tip Cleaner

1. Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a..

Uncureables

1. A sexually transmitted disease that has no cure. usually herpes. I heard Phil has been hammering Kirsten. And I heard she has a case of..

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