What is Cape Cod Blonde?
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- Generic, attractive, stepford-wife-esque blonde haired WASPy girl with no distinguishable personality traits or unique features. Refers often to her parents wealth as if her own. Usually easy to bed.
- Clone like blonde (attractive but not memorable) whose family might own a summer home in Cape Cod. Features include sun bleeched hair, leathery skin and perfect teeth. Attire consists of teevas, shorts and a fleece over a tank top.
Not to be confused with California Blondes but similar in their trophy wife status on the East Coast.
"Hey how was your date?"
"She was cute but a total Cape Cod Blonde."
"That sucks. At least she put out."
Random Words:
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verb: the act of "fisting" with the use of a rubber medical prosthesis for the purposes of pleasuring the rectal cavity.
Dude..
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while sitting and receiving oral sex you think your farting in your partners face but it comes out as poop
andy gave his wife a dartmou..
