Cape Cod Blonde

What is Cape Cod Blonde?


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- Generic, attractive, stepford-wife-esque blonde haired WASPy girl with no distinguishable personality traits or unique features. Refers often to her parents wealth as if her own. Usually easy to bed.

- Clone like blonde (attractive but not memorable) whose family might own a summer home in Cape Cod. Features include sun bleeched hair, leathery skin and perfect teeth. Attire consists of teevas, shorts and a fleece over a tank top.

Not to be confused with California Blondes but similar in their trophy wife status on the East Coast.

"Hey how was your date?"

"She was cute but a total Cape Cod Blonde."

"That sucks. At least she put out."


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