Cape Cod League

What is Cape Cod League?

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Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beatenand are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.

Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.

*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*

Mike: WHAT THE?!!

Richard: Oh shit...

Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?

Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?

Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.

Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!

Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*

Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*

Richard: For the love of God...

Mike: I share that feeling man.

Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!

Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
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