What is Cape Coloureds?
1.
A small race of people with mixed skin colour, referred to as coloureds in South Africa. NB: This is a non-racist term.
Cape coloureds are found in Cape Town especially and are wonderfully vibrant, strong people. A typical Cape coloured speaks fluent 'Kombuis'(kitchen) Afrikaans; this is the informal more English version on Afrikaans.
They have notible accents, never ever get on their bad side. If you ever meet a bitchy coloured girl or a sleazy coloured guy, you'll know why. They are the toughest race on the planet and can 'wys' you just like that.
An English accent: I like to got to Paris but I think it's just a phase I'll grow out of.
A typical Cape Coloured accent: I lyke to goh to Parr-ACE but I think is jus a f-ACE I'll groh out of.
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2.
A group of alcoholic, ignorant and violent druggies. This group of "people" was never in actuality created by God but rather a product of man's perversion. If it's a male then he is probably a jailbird child-molester whose arms are ridden with tatooes ("chups").
Females are usually intellectually challenged due to down syndrome stemming from her mother's binging during pregnancy.
A common tradition among members of this group is extraction of the front teeth, called a "fish gap". Love to wear Levis jeans and all sorts of bling to make themselves feel better.
Their favourite drink is cheap wine (papsak) which has since been outlawed in South African law.
Cape Coloureds Guy 1 (looking at a ten year-old little girl): Oh, look my broer (brother), there's a n'ca (nice) meisie (girl)
Cape Coloureds Guy 2: Let's go ask her for a naai (fuck).
12-year old girl: Wat soek julle? (What do you want?)
Cape Coloureds Guy 1: Jy, teef (Hey bitch) maak toe jou bek (shut your mouth).
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