What is Cape Girl?
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Noun: Adj: A complete beach bum. Knows how to drink and will infact go drink for drink with anyone. Knows how to throw it down any night of the week, and still be up for work the next morning. Weekends..actually everyday, consist of a
1: Dude, u wana go to the beach??
2: Aright yo, lets go smoke a bowl first
1: thats straight. Lets goooo
2: Oh, theres a huge party tonight down on Chapin
1: NIIIIIIICE dude, i love bein a cape girl
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A Cape Girl is beautiful, in touch with nature, because she has grown up in the salt water of the most beautiful beaches there are. This fact accounts for impeccable hair and skin, easy-going and free lifestyle, and overall groundedness. A true Cape Girl is a local, and knows the ins and outs of sandy backroads and paths through the woods. She loves campfires, the beach, barbeques, and life all around.
A Cape Girl is born and raised in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, who stays true to her roots and appreciates the blessing of living there.
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A sub-genre of girls in the mid to late nineties who wore velvet capes and slinky dresses with Doc Martins. They usually drew all over their faces with black eyeliner and worshipped Marilyn Manson.
Girl 1: Kelli is a total cape girl and I'm going to kick her ass.
Girl 2: Yeah, you liked Manson way before Antichrist.
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Fat, very loud, shrill voices. Smokes way too much pot to pass high school. Usually quite fat, loves to party on the beach and let it all (mainly her gut) hang out. Can drink about 6 beers before she can't stand anymore and has sex with a wigger whose pants can fit easily 5 to 6 more people in them. Fat.
Damn man, look at that fat slut over there. Just because she's blonde and fake tanned doesn't mean she's hot - typical cape girl.
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