Cape Guys

What is Cape Guys?


1.

we will outdrink, outfuck, and outparty all of you bitches

summer time cape cod

2.

fucking chillest guys on the planet, always ready to have a good time, love chilling with girls and 95% of cape cod guys love sports

BHS, CBA, Main Street, and all the parties

3.

good hearted, fisherman, alcoholics that live for their beer. Hate tourists but we encourage you to leave your daughters. Drive around with barefeet, no shirts, don't give a fuck attitude. Gentlemen in mind but scumbags at heart. Bonfires, a 6er, and a fishing pole. Our home is your vacation bitch.

Cape Guys are the shit that don't worry about time wasted. Only we are wasted.

See laid back, down to earth, chill, the shit


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