What is Cape Hatteras?
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n. The national park on North Carolina’s Outer Banks that was by its founding designated as a joint recreational area and primitive wilderness, that through the devious and out and out dishonest efforts of environmentalists is on the verge of being turned into a bird refuge.
v. To use misleading, faulty research and methods to thwart a person’s access to property where such access had previously been guaranteed by the federal gov’t.
You say a pretty bird was found dead in your yard and with no evidence you were accused of killing it, and a study your ex's mother in law performed said you really didn’t need the house anyway, so you’ve been evicted and your house sold for a dollar to your ex's mother in law? Man, you’ve been Cape Hatterassed.
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ONe of the most boring places on the planet. (coming from a resident) Every summer, tourists come down and make the residents' lives hell. It also has a dumbass secondary school.
Daddy, do we have to live at cape hatteras?
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