What is Capenis?
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When a male takes his dick out and smacks a person in the face three times then cums on the face.
Bitch you just got capenised.
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a breed of italian men, sometimes from colorado who are convinced they are God's gift to man kind. usually is found in rockies or swiss alps mountain biking or skiing while hooking up with fat girls, or occasionally in portugal having anal to mouth sex with cats of unknown gender.
man 1: that capenis is ripped!
man 2: thats because he has to learn how to pick up all the big girls.
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An underage girl - often aged 12 to 16 - who is particularly attractive and/or gullible. In other words, a pedophile's dream. See L..
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Giving a blowjob on a playground. Often by a teenage girl to her teenage crush.
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