What is Capenis?
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When a male takes his dick out and smacks a person in the face three times then cums on the face.
Bitch you just got capenised.
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2.
a breed of italian men, sometimes from colorado who are convinced they are God's gift to man kind. usually is found in rockies or swiss alps mountain biking or skiing while hooking up with fat girls, or occasionally in portugal having anal to mouth sex with cats of unknown gender.
man 1: that capenis is ripped!
man 2: thats because he has to learn how to pick up all the big girls.
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a girl that loves eating pussy more than anything else.
Ricky: hey i think Abby is a lesbian
Bobby: Definitely a taco whore
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A burning, painful sensation of the asshole brought on from taking a shit, having eaten really spicy food the night before.
Man, I just..
