What is Capenis?
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When a male takes his dick out and smacks a person in the face three times then cums on the face.
Bitch you just got capenised.
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2.
a breed of italian men, sometimes from colorado who are convinced they are God's gift to man kind. usually is found in rockies or swiss alps mountain biking or skiing while hooking up with fat girls, or occasionally in portugal having anal to mouth sex with cats of unknown gender.
man 1: that capenis is ripped!
man 2: thats because he has to learn how to pick up all the big girls.
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Random Words:
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Another version of yourself that is either evil or has no soul or spirit. Can be summoned to do your evil bidding.
It wasn't me! ..
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This has two meanings:
1. Means to "fuck your shit", by inserting a cawk into a steaming pile of shit.
2. Is used when some..
