Capilanitude

What is Capilanitude?

The ideal attitude of a Capilano Suspension Bridge employee. Involves Expecting Excellence, and Exceeding guests' Expectations.

You not only gave her a map of Vancouver, but recommended a local restaurant and made a reservation for her there? Now that's Capilanitude!

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