What is Cap-it?
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To slap your hand on top of your cock when you are ready to blow your load to keep the cum from going everywhere.
I was fucking that chick so hard that if I came inside her it would blow her uterus up, and if I pulled out, it would have sprayed the wall. So did the only thing I could - I had to Cap-it and puddle the giz on her belly.
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Masturbating to porn on the computer while using multiple moniters.
"Dude, I fapped amorpheous style last night! It was most excel..
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From Madtv. Where a gas station attendent thought a customer was arabian, but was actually mexican. Also a good joke.
Joe: No, seriousl..
