Capital Offense

What is Capital Offense?

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.

You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.

Petrified Sock

1. (n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock,..

Twitshit

1. twittering while taking a dump, sometimes about the dump itself i'm going to take a twitshit now, brb See twatshit 2. An annoyi..

Drop Down

1. A girl who drops down and gives you a blowjob Guy 1: Is Lauren your girl? Guy 2: Nah, she aint nothin but a drop down. See hoe, blowj..

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