Capital Offense

What is Capital Offense?

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.

You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.

Oxometer

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<33o-

1. a modification of <3 and <33, meaning "with a cherry on top" in addition to the original meanings of <3 and <33, b..

Joeshes

1. Your middle name when your born and it suppose to be joseph and they mis-spell it. That that kids middle name is joeshes..

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