Capital Offense

What is Capital Offense?

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.

You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.

Richunkle

1. When you burp, but end up puking a little in your mouth. "Oh, man... I'm stuffed... *burp*... EWW, I just richunkled in my mo..

Pressha

1. High blood pressure or, less commonly, hypertension, as referred to by many African-Americans. Why you put all that salt in there? You ..

Fidded

1. Fixed. Slang derived from colloquial usage of "fixeded." The server was borked, so I fidded it...

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