Capital Offense

What is Capital Offense?

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.

You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.

Bfwt

1. Stands for Barely F**king Worth It. Used to describe something totally lamethats a complete wasteof time and energy. Dude are you taki..

Life Maintenance

1. The basic things one needs to do to keep life flowing smoothly along. May include, but not limited to: laundry, grocery shopping, clean..

Lll..o.o..lll

1. either E.T. or a monkey. you decide!!!!!!!! (lll)..(o.o)..(lll) doin it like a monkey (or E.T.) See monkey, e.t., eagle, dog, parrot..

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