Capital Offense

What is Capital Offense?

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.

You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.

Seatslap

1. The sound of a toilet seat colliding with the porcelain rim of the toilet, having been raised slightly when you got up because the moist..

Troublez

1. a spanish version of homer simpson hey, that nigga marvin is troublez. lol. See marvin, alcoholic, homer simpson, yay, narley..

Quiniela

1. Where a handicapperpicks the first two horses that will finish a race, but doesn't guess the order. I was goin for the perfecta bu..

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