Capital Offense

What is Capital Offense?

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.

You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.

Slurp Disease

1. when one slurps doing ANYTHING. Tim's favorite disease. (: The Slurp Disease:: slurp uses her mouth so much she tends to slurp un..

Opos

1. A phrase used between friends to affirm mutual horniness. "Oh man, I am so fuckin' horny" "Opos!"..

Deployment Handicap

1. n. a bonus in attractiveness females in the military gain when they are deployed to forward combat zone. For example, if one were to g..

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