Capital Offense

What is Capital Offense?

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.

You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.

Real Winner

1. A sarcastic way of stating real loser Dubya is a real winner. See wanker, loser, tosser, toss-pot, etc., butthead..

Poophole Sniffer

1. something that enjoys sniffing poopholes My cat Emily is a poophole sniffer. See Laura..

Homortified

1. From Chuck Lorre Vanity Card #130 The uncomfortable feeling straight men have when they're watching porn and are momentarily turne..

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