Capn' Crunch Edit Meaning

1. Dating above your level of hotness, intelligence, economic stature, or overall likability. David Spade is constantly updating. See dat..

1. A large girl with a rather fat stomach, so that when you are humping them the fat starts slapping together... She's a real fatslap..

1. Going to a gathering with alchohol for the sole purpose of getting crunkextremely fast, and leaving. Only an asshole would pull this off..