Cap'n Crunch Mouth

What is Cap'n Crunch Mouth?

When the roof of your mouth gets all torn up after eating Cap'n Crunch or some other rough food.

I get Cap'n Crunch mouth after eating 2 bowls of that friggin cereal!

See cap'n, captain, crunch, mouth, torn

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