Cap'n Hahvahd Edit Meaning

1. The unfortunate momentary loss of anal reflexes while performing Kegel exercises. Usually happens after a night of eating chili dogs an..

1. I Fucked A Cow Once. Mainly used to decribe that you have had sexual intercourse with a cow once before. Note: Only use it if true, nob..

1. a gross moustache, often a sign of truly high intellect and virginity I had been a happy person before I grew this grey grosstache! Se..