Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Gig Neck

1. A sore or stiff neck resulting from a long night of headbanging. Rob: "Dude, I totally have gig neck." Tom: "Oh yeah? H..

In John Greggs Tent

1. Refers to Mike Gregg beating off in John Greggs tent at a Boy scout camp out. It can also be sung to the tune of "pomp and curcumst..

Fage

1. An uber fag, usually a person who thinks they are 1337 but everyone agrees, is not. Holy shit you see those h4x, that guy's a fage..

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