Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Zilious

1. To be or the act of being sexy. My..MY..Gianiny sure looks zilious today. See sexy, hot, bootylicious, pretty..

Fetus Nuggets

1. A delicious treat easily made by going to the nearest abortion clinic, rooting through the dumpster, and putting your spoils in a deep f..

Tons Of Homework

1. Large amounts of homework given by teachers who hate, dislike, or just like to grade papers (WEIRDOS!). Usually gets thrown away right a..

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