Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Hostage Negotiation

1. Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whate..

Nemmy

1. A really hot asian chick. She really is a sight for sore eyes...well if you're blind...ZING...she thinks she's good at Halo, a..

N.m.f.p.

1. An acronym for Not My Fucking Problem. Often used in the workplace when saying Not My Fucking Problem would cost you your job. The twat..

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