Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Sep, Nep, Fep

1. Used to describe various states of erection. SEP is an acronym for Semi-Erect Penis which indicates a slightly heightened state of arous..

You're Tearing Me Apart, Lisa

1. An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wi..

Heathen Hedonism

1. The pursuit of pleasure as a matter of ethical principle, in an extremely heathenistic way, or ignoring responsibility and focusing enti..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cap'n Kirk Edit Meaning