Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Zombie Jonathan

1. A boy from Portland who appears to be wearing facepaint in the fashion of a zombie, and at the same time reportedly likes turtles. Zomb..

Testilyin'

1. Origin: Black Baptist Church A combination of the words testify and lying. 1. People know they be testilyin'in church. 2. Brothe..

Virtuousity

1. (v) the ability to jump over a couch *Standing in front of a couch, trippin' balls.* George: I have virtuousity to do this Dan: ..

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