Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Victim's Ratchet

1. A contraption inserted deep into the vadge. During an unexpected sexual encounter, a rape, for example; the ratchet clamps on to the ere..

Terri-mongous

1. Humongously or enormously terrific Most homo sapiens are terrific, but some are more terri-mongous than others. See terrific, some, ot..

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1. A really really cute face! -(*^_^*)- Person A: Awww thats so cute! Person B: *Glomp!* *!Glomp!**!Glomp!*..

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