Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Zzubbed

1. mellowly trashed, nicely out of ones face, under the influence in a happily incoherent manner. Stems from the effect of some illegal s..

Hoopily

1. in a manner that is hoopy the only word omitted from the Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever is "hoopily," meaning ..

Twaver

1. the state of confusion arrived at from the ingestion of conflicting substances. I was kinda twavering at the club so I decided to ditch..

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