Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Foot To Dome

1. pretty straight forward. taking a foot - to the dome. Also FTD'd also used to describe a gnar hang over. Man, i can't stand..

Left Lane Loser

1. A person who impedes the flow of traffic by staying in the left lane. This person is either driving slower than everybody on the road, d..

Da Heitz

1. To do something toally cool or be in complete charge of a situation. To be above question or another's authority. Man did you see..

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