Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Auto Cock-block

1. The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all..

Obitak

1. Noun. Douchebag in Bulgarian. See Douchebag. Man look at that tool over there. What an obitak. See douchebag, loser, asswipe, fuckt..

Udder

1. a huge flabby..thing rebekah and vanessa have udders! See udder, rebekah, vanessa, fatty, cows 2. The huge mammary glands of a cow. ..

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