Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Fuck Budy

1. Someone you have casual sex with 1: You gettin some tonight? 2: Yeah if my fuck budy is in the mood See fuck, buddy, sex, vagina..

Usent

1. A word that is not in the dictionary but should be! Usent can be used instead of "Used not to be" similar to wasn't. Gra..

Nod Off

1. to fall asleep usually unintentionally. I often nod off in class. The speech was so boring that several people in the audience nodded ..

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