Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Yonked

1. The act of shooting saliva from the glands below your tongue Sometimes when you open your mouth spit uncontrollably flies out. You woul..

Fogey

1. Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud. Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling..

Hambridges

1. pronunciation: ham-brij-iz slang or code name for marijuana or pot. Often used when trying be secretive about the subject matter, or ju..

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