Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Cumulonympho

1. A very bad thunderstorm, usually used by pilots. Literally, a fucking thunderstorm. I got caught out in one of them cumulonymphos and a..

W00t Sauce

1. a feeling to descibe a very wet feeling in the pants ewwwwwww.. w00t sauce going down the leg See happy, wet, w00t, excited, sauce..

Pre Lash

1. The act of drinking and getting wasted (lashed) before leaving your house to go to a party. come to matlock for a bit of pre lash. Then..

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