Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Crabfag

1. Someone who makes plans to do something, then backs out at the last minute. John was gonna hang out with us, but then he totally Crabfa..

Nev' 'gen

1. A way of saying "never again" if you're too cool to pronounce every sylabol. Usually replaces leave me alone or shut up. ..

Ballsacker

1. a person who sacks balls Look at brian working in the park what a BALLSACKWER! 2. -noun 1. One who sacks balls. -adj. 1. A male exhib..

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