Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Rollerplank

1. A SKATEBOARD. I AM GOING TO THE SKATEPARK TO TRY OUT MY NEW ROLLERPLANK. See skateboard, skates, board..

Lag Behind A Swagg

1. verb; To be stuck behind someone who walks like a "balla". The person walking slow ( swagg) tends to have a "dgaf" w..

Dirty Dragon

1. When getting head from a girl, you push her head down on your dick and cum so that it comes out her nose as if she were a dragon snortin..

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