Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?


1.

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"


26

Random Words:

1. 1. An undercover Republican masking as an Independent. 2. A term used for a person that lies through their teeth. 3. Can be used to desc..
1. zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine (pronounced: zoly ex fen eh tree doe deck icks ocks y dofico de zez ine) is a semi-illegal dru..
1. Orgasmic --- yes, it's THAT fantastic! Derived from OFFICE SPACE (the movie) --- "O" face. Nothing compares to Cosmic..