Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Yaks

1. Acronym: Yugoslav, Albanian, Kosovar, Serb. Used in security bio descriptions. There's a buch of YAKS, there up to no good...

Udating

1. Hooking up at the unemployment office. Where did you meet him? Udating. See cruising, trolling..

Obama-drama

1. Making a big deal out of some event or some massive celebration. (definition subject to change, lol) Baby, you know I hate surprise par..

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