Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Sempt

1. A perhaps only a Mansfieldian term for the past tense of the verb to seem. It sempt to him that the fishfingers had always been smartpr..

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Turtlerake

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