Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Jessup

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Blunker

1. while sitting on the can having bowel movement you have your girl give you a blow job. "baby i forgot my magazine, get in here and..

Looks Like [his] Face Caught Fire And Someone Put It Out With A Shovel

1. Description of an ugly person. He looks like hisface caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice. See ..

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