Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Reow

1. the noise a cat with mental retardation would make The retarded cat said, "Reow" after it walked into a pole. See meow, woof..

Tufting

1. Also pronounced "tuftin." When a person (usually female, but not exclusively) wears a garment so low cut that the top of the ..

Good Day To You Sir

1. Up yours. By golly, good day to you sir! See Di..

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