Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Mcsoutherncharmer

1. A relative to the McGangBang sandwich. Purchased at McDonald's; you will need a Double Cheeseburger ($1), a 4-Piece Chicken Nugget ..

Dick Spanker

1. Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant. You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick..

Ysaos

1. You Suck Alot Of Sausage. "Hey BRO!" person 1. "YSAOS...." person 2. "WHAT!?!" person 1. See sausage, ..

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