Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Zipperdeaf

1. one who has to open their mind to new sounds or scenes All that guy does is listen to U2, he's so zipperdeaf..

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1. (N.) A much better sport than Infant Baseball. See, infants have all those arms and crap and the head is huge, too. Too much wind resist..

Ambidicktrous

1. The ability for a female to give a hanski, with or without a blowjob, to a penis equally well with both hands. Amie's ambidicktrou..

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