Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Facebook Downsize

1. Verb. 1) To delete (defriend) friends on your Facebook profile that you do not know or hardly know. Because Bob only knows 200 of his ..

Shenanigasm

1. When you laugh so hard that a liquid you were drinking comes out of your nose "Matt just had a shenanigasm, and the chocolate milk..

Btfom

1. Beats the fuck outta me! Jeez! i dunno, it BTFOM!..

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