Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Half-mass

1. when full bonerage has not yet taken place Dude i was totally grindin with that babe over there at half-mass! See jake..

Nasty Chavez

1. When a woman with a very smelly cunt sticks her finger in her smelly foul cunt then wipes it on someone else's upper lip. Sometime..

Hababidribble

1. a loss of words where one could not explain the level of insanity and chaos in the situation. usually will make you laugh uncontrollably..

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