Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Royal Wank

1. To make a special occasion for a pulling of the pud. Lee lit the red candles round the room, filled his last condom with cream and slap..

Newfangled

1. something that is recently made or discovered relative to the speaker. To my grampa, this computer seems newfangled. See Hank..

Yaymeth

1. The most amazing word ever, people can randomly come out and say it, and yeah, its awesome. Girl: My boyfriend just broke up with me! ..

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