Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Zitko

1. when you shit, piss, vomit cum and bleed on someone basically all at the same time. The sex that goes with it is usually shit too. Omg ..

Clough

1. pronounciation: kluf verb intransitive (of a man or male animal) To eject air or a fine mist from the penis following the moment of ..

Punchihewa

1. the coolest family on the block We just had dinner with the Punchihewas' See awesome, amazing, cool, best, family 1. the cooles..

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