Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Gay Pinky

1. 1.a man who uses his pinky to give it to himself up the butt 2. when a man tries to grab another mans hand or stroke it with his pinky ..

Black Widow Spider

1. a male eating female that will put you in the hospital if she got the chance... she is one of the most poisonus spiders to be discoverd ..

Playing With The Dirty Sock

1. another term for masturbation "I wanna play with the dirty sock..." See Aeron..

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