Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?


1.

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"


26

Random Words:

1. (pronounced learse) officially means sifted windblown sand deposits, but is a common term used in a variety of ways. Is a substitute for..
1. an avatar in counter-strikethat dies repeatedly and does not generally kill anyone per round while playing or has a very bad kill-to-dea..
1. Doing or saying something that results in unintentionally embarassing yourself. If you said something like "Wow, this air mattress..