Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Pulling A Mengistu

1. 1. the act of spite. 2. the art of oppressing a whole nation, group etc, and running away in the first sign of authority. Gas companie..

Haji Sandwich

1. A breakfast item commonly found at the continental breakfast of a Haji-run Kansas City Econo-Lodge. Excellent snack for sharing with yo..

Kneek

1. The back of your knee, right on the bend - the nook of your knee. Katie: Why are you scratching behind your knee? Tamsin: I've be..

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