Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Junispur

1. V. the act of leaping from a high perch(tree limb, cliff, bride, etc.) into a body of water for enjoyment. "Man, when are you goin..

Olympic Failure

1. When taking a dump the force of your shit causes water to splash up and hit your butt cheeks. Just as in the Olympics a divers splash is..

Qwamayne

1. Qwamayne is a unisex name usually given to African America people. My name is Qwamayne. Qwamayne is the best. Qwamayne is very cool. ..

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