Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Tag-dag

1. Someone who's tag is hanging out of their shirt. Check out that tag-dag, he's got to sort his shit out. See dickhead, wanker..

Destinkify

1. To cleanse one's body of order. IE Showering. "You smell, you should go destinkify." See shower, clean, groom, showerin..

Holy Shit Bars

1. The handles found near the top right of the side windows in most cars. Held onto when doing mad donuts or when off-roading. Might want ..

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