Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Boopie

1. a mistake; or a black mark.. sometimes can be used as a pet name! Mom, was i a boopie? or look at that boopie you got on your shirt..

Leningasm

1. An orgasm achieved by being stunned by the amzing oral (or general) prowess of Vladimir lenin. Often only affecting history teachers of ..

Goddam

1. Adj. Used to express acute negative feeling. I wish I wasn't so Goddam useless. See beteo..

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