Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Bindillowetshirt

1. and object used to clean ones glasses. meeka and jeeka use their bindillowetshirt to clean thier new glasses (jess is amazing) See mee..

Muzzlepooch

1. the cheeks on a kittys face. that kitten has a cute muzzlepooch. See kitten, pooch, muzzle, cat, cheeks..

Burrito Fist

1. this happens when eating large burritos (like chipotle or california tortilla) and the burrito has become too small to hold together pro..

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