Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Vagicrust

1. The crust left by a previously wet vag his fingers were covered in her vagicrust because he did not wash them See Josh..

One Man Swirile

1. the act of giving one a swirlie however instead of the traditional 2 or three bullies its only one bully holding the kid up and flushing..

The Veggie Omelet

1. standard omelet but pick your nose and stick it in her ear as well. The bitch I fucked was vegetarian, so I gave her the veggie omelet...

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