Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Golden Knobbin

1. The act of one partner performing oral sex on another while sitting on the toilet and urinating. Gary couldn't believe it when Lu ..

Holy Fuck Ton

1. More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount. That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog. See crap ton, shit..

Quinnan

1. 1) the last name of an incredibly sexy bitch. particularly partaining to the first name "john". 2) meaning hot mother fucker..

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