Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Dutch Blind Fold

1. When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag). Originated in Australia "Hey man, I gave this..

2 Minute Noodles

1. Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors. Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking? Newlywed man: Beats two minute ..

Mack Move

1. Techniques used to woo a lady into the sack. Glen fucks so many bitches, he must have the best mack move ever...

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