Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Obamelision

1. a word formed by fusing Barack Hussein Obama's last name with some other word. "The word 'Obamelision' is itself an..

Otter Pop Sores

1. The sores one gets at the corners of the mouth from the sharp plastice edge wrapping when sucking the ice in of an Otter Pop. Girl: Ugh..

Flat Face

1. Racial slur aimed at asians and pacific islanders. Most often used by the small minded and insecure to make them feel superior to someo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cap'n Kirk Edit Meaning