Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Fusac

1. To play with the male scrotum. Hey Dizee, lets go play with some fusac's on this tippy tai...

Qwertyitis

1. (n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the..

Hardcorosity

1. A display of some Hardcore action or characteristic to the extreme. Whoa!! That Dude's entire FACE is tattooed... that is some ser..

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