Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?


1.

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"


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