Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Reprehend

1. a word that is actually not a word even though it should be, simply because it sounds like one. it would probably mean something like &q..

Poo Noodles

1. deficating in someones pillow. the owner of the pillow unkowingly rests their head against the pillow thereby recieveing a facefull of p..

Gimp Hand

1. the myspace hand usually sitting restlessly within the picture for no apparent reason. often associated with scene girls, who find it cu..

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