Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Zarking

1. An expletive in Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries; the adjective form of zark. "Where the zarking ph..

Kakle

1. Running off at the mouth having no clue of what your talking about and wasting both our time. To go on and on. Omg man stfu, all you do..

Oppodouche

1. One of your friends who, when around the opposite sex, completely changes. This leads to them telling you to stop being so disrespectful..

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