Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Crabfag

1. Someone who makes plans to do something, then backs out at the last minute. John was gonna hang out with us, but then he totally Crabfa..

Viozio9

1. Stay away from any driver who has this license plate. It's POISON spelled backward! Whoever has that VIOZIO9 for a vanity pla..

Undershit

1. The term 'Undershit' refers to the underlying shit-current that flows below a shit-tsunami (or shitnami). The 'Undershit..

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