Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Knockoneoffthewrist

1. The male act of masturbationto strum one off the wrist or to plain and simply have a wank Im just going to knock one off the wrist, won..

Pinky Up

1. Refers to tea etiquette where the pinky finger is extended while drinking. The phrase is used sarcastically calling someone less than cl..

Vaginal Thievery

1. The act of rape involving vaginal intercourse. (see: Rape) "Two men are currently being held without bail after the alleged act of..

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