Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?


1.

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"


26

Random Words:

1. Lady who can handle her blunt. dude, you know beca? she is 'THE' zoot fairy. i mean look at her kill that shit. See fairy..
1. synonymous for getting OWNED DAMMNN...your boyfriend slept with your ma more than you? you just got BIMPED. See owned, powned, embaras..
1. One who rapes or has sex (with consent) with Buckweat Terriors. Beastiality or dog fuckers are more common terms for performing a Van Br..