Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Obs

1. Short for Obviously. 1 : in an obvious manner <showed his anger obviously> 2 : as is plainly evident <obviously, somethi..

Hall Of Came

1. The Hall of Came is a list of females that a male has masturbated over and is a play on the term Hall of Fame. New members are "ind..

Dirty Velez

1. A guy who is willing to have anal sex with fat women. dude my buddy who works the mail room is such a dirty velez. See dirty, sex, ana..

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