Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Slutstash

1. A sluts Mustache on upper lip or labia. Look at the slutstash on this broad! See slutcake, slutasaurus, slutard, slutbasket, slutastic..

Slorth

1. Anything and every thing. Slorth you! I just slorthed on over there...

Lezak

1. When coming from behind, with odds against you, pulling a victory out of your as. Like Jason Lezak in the 08 Beijing Olympics. "Yo..

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