Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Exsqueeze Me

1. A substitute for "excuse me" originating from Wayne's World 1 and 2. In the movies, Wayne will follow with "A baking..

Farkin

1. an easy way to say fucking in front of Dennis the father. "thats some real good farkin ish CHicoal" "yeah im so farked u..

Vagetourage

1. A guy that always brings lots of women with him to any social event. This party is turning into a sausage fest, call Rick so he can bri..

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