Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Unstaminetic

1. The oppostie of possessing good stamina. She says: "I get so exhausted after making out." He says: "because you are unst..

Hatespank

1. To inflict pain on one's self while practicing the art of masterbation such that it is almost like hating oneself. Similiar to hat..

Jump The Broom

1. Denotes an antebellum marriage ritual used by African-American slaves, who were often prevented from legally marrying. With wide variat..

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