Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Pms'ed

1. Somewhat like the word pissed, pms-ed is when you are bitchy and cranky during your period and no one wants to talk to you anymore. Hmm..

Hoodchuck

1. (n). an outlandish statement that one knows is false yet over time becomes a reality to the individual (v). To lieis to hoodchuck Ti..

Fagriculture

1. the science of homosexuals going to straight bars in hopes of harvesting(having sex/hooking up with) a straight guy I am sick of having..

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