Cap'n Kirk

What is Cap'n Kirk?

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"

"Lemme see."

"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Jauns

1. A physical object, or thing. Typically used to describe to an object being passed or handled. Pass me that big jauns...

Hot Egg Fart

1. A hot fart exuded after one has digested eggs. Hot egg farts also smell like eggs. I want some hot egg fart...

I'd Bend That Over

1. What you say when you see a really hott girl that you'd like to fuck. Damn yo, she's hott. I'd bend that over..

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