Cappertose

What is Cappertose?

Used to describe an old person who is seemingly slow or unaware of their surroundings. (From the words 'handicapped' and 'comatose'.)

I was late to work because I was stuck behind a cappertose driver going 15 mph with his blinker on for five blocks.

See handicapped, comatose, senile, space cadet, Conboy

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