Capt. Frappalone Edit Meaning

1. An unpleasant sensation caused by touching certain materials like velvet, peaches, or velour. Haptodysphoria is neither a fear nor slang..

1. A person who is at the epicenter of any cold/virus/disease that goes around. They may or may not be aware of their status as a host monk..

1. Time to get it on. A predetermined time in which couples engage in carnal relations. Preferably a wednesday night (hump day). From Fligh..