Capt Vegemite Edit Meaning

1. VHM = Very Hairy Muff Used to describe when a large amount of pubic hair is present in the female genital area. Primarily used in text..

1. I.F.M.U. ; Internet Fucked Me Up Used when internet-related things make you think of the wrong thing IRL. "Man, that's barel..

1. The one eyed turtle is when a woman uses the head of her partners penis and masturbates with it, the way a woman might use a dildo. Can ..