Capt Winky Edit Meaning

1. Masturbation, because every time you do it God magically kills a puppy. Today I cast three puppy magic spells. All were successful. A..

1. Undocumented medical condition resulting in chronic foul breath. The stinch resembling that of one who's consumed an extra large s..

1. Copying someone elses style, or just agreeing with what they say and believe to fit in. What a jerk. Tom started wearing his hat backwa..