What is Captain?
1.
Short for Captain Morgan's Rum
I drank twenty ounces of Captain tonight and it ended up all over my couch along with the contents of my stomach.
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2.
He launched every zig for great justice.
Captain: What you say?
3.
A rank in many modern militaries that is above a 1st lieutenant and below a major (Army/Marine/Air Force) or above a commander and below a lower rear admiral (Navy/Coast Guard).
Captain Jones was the head of the platoon.
4.
a guy thats kinda like a sissy ... a guy that tells a girl he loves her just to get with her and is always falling inlove and is always romantic to girls no matter if he just mett them
guy meets girl:
guy: hey
girl: hi
guy: ur so beautiful ::gives her flowers:: i love u
ME: hahaha look hes captinizing
my homeboy to the guy: wat up captain!
me: lol yea what up captain sav-a-hoe.. she dont wanna be saved dont sava her
"tru story :-p"
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5.
v.t.; to appropriate unabashedly and often imperiously something not belong to oneself, usu. not of great value; to steal shamelessly
I put my coat on the back of that chair to reserve it, but Bob just came over and captained my seat!
6.
I really have never used this term but...I read a reference to it in regards to Steve McNair's murder.
Basically it sounds like another word for "sugar daddy". An older man who takes care of a younger woman by buying her things, paying bills for her, etc.
Every man I know has a little Captain in him. We see a pretty young thang working her way through nursing or cosmetology school and it's just in our nature to pay a cellphone bill, a car note or get her nails done.
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7.
A rank in a police, sheriff or fire department, usually the commander of a team or group of officers.
A male captain will sometimes offer to any female.... Want a little Captain in ya?!
Captain, my captain.... Yes please put a little captain in me!
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