Captain Ahab Edit Meaning

1.

While you and a fat chick are in the water, have her bob down so only the ass of the girl is sticking out such to resemble a whales blowhole, you then stand on the side of the pool waiting to slay the "white whale" in the blowhole, finishing off with a dismount and inserting into whichever hole he pleases, Slaying the white whale.

Yo man i gave this chick a Captain Ahab Last Night. I stuck that shit to the mothafuckin whale yo.

See sodomy, anal, pool, whale

2.

A person who has a particular affection for large white women. Referencing Melvill's novel Moby Dick.

My friend Tyrone is a huge Captain Ahab. He hangs out around Jenny Craig on Friday nights.

See chubby chaser, jellies, fat, phat, white women

3.

1.Chubby Chaser.

2.Someone who really likes whale sized women.

3.Refers to his boner as a harpoon.

4.Uses ham for cologne.

So I heard Captain Ahab took Jen out for some ham. Sounds like a hot date.

That chick must be like 500 lbs. I'll bet Captain Ahab would love her.

See chubby chaser, ahab, fatty, ham

4.

The act of gathering the folds of fat on a whale's (particularily plump girl) stomach and then proceeding to jab them repeatedly with your penis, or 'harpoon', and then hollering "Thar she blows!" as you cum.

One night at the Ol' Slag, me mate,Ishmael, suggested that I "Captain Ahab" the bedraggled sea-whore beached at the table aft ours.

See sex, rusty trombone, alabama hotpocket, dirty sanchez, hot carl