Captain Alex

What is Captain Alex?


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Someone that has no idea how awkward they are but is completely innocent… sort of...

The Incredible Hulk, Barry Bonds, Steven Spielberg, Drew Barrymore, R.Kelly, Fidel Castro, Your Face, Bill Clinton, Eliot Spitzer anyone from Walker Texas Ranger.

That kid that stared over my stall in the bathroom was a real captain alex.

See awkward, uncomfortable, excruciating, weird


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