What is Captain Alex?
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Someone that has no idea how awkward they are but is completely innocent… sort of...
The Incredible Hulk, Barry Bonds, Steven Spielberg, Drew Barrymore, R.Kelly, Fidel Castro, Your Face, Bill Clinton, Eliot Spitzer anyone from Walker Texas Ranger.
That kid that stared over my stall in the bathroom was a real captain alex.
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To flatulate in ones blanket for the sake of warming themself up.
I was cold so I dutch ovened in my bed last night to warm it up...
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A triangular patch of geography in Northern California, encompassing Mendocino and Humbolt counties, and home to world famous redwood tr..
