What is Captain Average?
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A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."
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A brilliant quip that can be added to anything to make it funny. I have no idea why this is true, but it is!
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1. Acronym for whatever you want it to mean...most commonly used is for What the Fuck?
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To lay on one's arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately loose feeling in the limb, followed by the act of mastrubatio..
