What is Captain Average?
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A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."
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A name for anyone obsessed with Hayden (Szeto). These people would do anything to get a piece of him, even breaking into his house.
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A female wearing the lastest vintage gear from the mall.
Hey man look at that {throwback mall babe}she must be a model.
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when a girl gives a guy head and she takes the dick out of her mouth to talk and he busts right in her face.
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