What is Captain Average?
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A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."
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A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.
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A person of the opposite sex who you cant keep your pants on when you are in their physical presence.
That girl was such a lustbucket, ..
