What is Captain Average?
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A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."
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anything that has an amazing capability for creating an undesirable urge to vomit all over the place, puke, blow chunks, bow to the porc..
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worthy of blame
The brash student was forced to apologize for her reprehensible conduct
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A woman with very little or no labia minora(pussy lips) and all you see is slit.
Chicks with internal hot dog buns are hot.
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