Captain Average

What is Captain Average?

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A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.

Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.

"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."

See baconnaise, small penis, Captain Average
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