What is Captain Average?
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A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."
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urbanizing the people of the world so that everyone is up to par with life so you can live around urbanized people
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The highest level of dykeness. Even trumps Bull Dyke.
A highly aggressive, dangerous lesbian.
Typically marked by flannel, ..
