Captain Average

What is Captain Average?

1.

A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.

Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.

"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."

See baconnaise, small penis, Captain Average
34

Random Words:

Ipawn
1. Like the term "mindless pawn", an iPawn is any foolish and ignorant individual that buys everything Apple comes out with, with..
Read more
Urban House
1. A name invented by the dreem teem to describe 4x4 Vocal garage. This is urban house (Compilation CD)..
Read more
Unsire
1. Very unlike royalty Uncouth desire is unsire. See very, unlikely, royalty, desire, unsire..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free