What is Captain Average?
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A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."
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When you repeatedly ask unknown aol users for pictures of small chinese children.
Bobby was being a real ubsesschin last night...
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This is when You have anel sex with a woman or a man at the top of a stair case and when u are about to ejaulate u take their knees out ..
