What is Captain Average?
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A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."
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Flicking various colours off the tip of a paint brush, then using black paint to draw some squiggly lines, often finishing with finger p..
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One who models feet. See Elisha Cuthbert.
"So how about that Elisha Cuthbert?"
"Foot model."
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