What is Captain Average?
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A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."
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Slang for 'the most awesome city ever.'
Hey man, let's hit up Klotzopolis!
See awesome, city, slang, klotz, party..
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when you are ready to go or when you are "good to go"
angie - "chris are you ready"
chris - "yea babe im crun..
