Captain Average

What is Captain Average?

1.

A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.

Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.

"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."

See baconnaise, small penis, Captain Average
34

Random Words:

Zan
1. The most gangsterest of the gangsters. Yo Leqwan, that niqquh just smoked a foo fo' stealin his cornbread. Fer real malcom, that ..
Read more
Boomer
1. 1. slang for psychedelic mushrooms 2. a nickname for a (loud) father those were pretty good boomers you got last week. i really hate ..
Read more
Lab
1. Short term for a kind of dog breed: the Labrador Retriever. One of the most popular breeds. Labrador Retrievers are available in these..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free