What is Captain Average?
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A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."
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I Just Drank A Whole Bottle Of Maple Syrup By Myself.
xxxbenny: LOL hey man WTF is up??
SnOwMaN : IJDAWBOMSBMS
xxxbenny: OMFG LOL! ni..
