What is Captain Average?
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A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."
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seeing a womans nipples through a see through shirt
her headlights were shining through her shirt
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Breasts; boobs; tits..
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To make fun of a friend or, per its literal equivalent, to take the piss out of someone.
"What did you say about my mum?"
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