What is Captain Average?
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A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."
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To jerk off; to masturbate to orgasm.
I couldn't score with that ho at the dance, so I wound up going home to use the Force on..
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Someone Who has never watch porn on the internet
Person#1. Aye have you seen any good porn site.
Person#2.No I don't do that shit..
