What is Captain Average?
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A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."
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The act of getting a mans penis or testicles caught in his pants zipper.
Oh my god, I got the worst zipper cut after susie gave me hed...
