What is Captain Average?
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A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."
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verb, 1. the improper spelling of valmorphanize.
-see also valmorification.
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A California Distinguished High School right on the border of Anaheim and Yorba Linda in The O.C. of California. EHS is good at athletic..
