What is Captain Average?
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A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."
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turning off your alarm clock and immediately going back to sleep; risking not waking up for a job, class, or other daily task.
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Child concieved through imaculate conception. Some faiths actually believe in this.
"Father, it was an imaculate conception. I sti..
