Captain Awesome

What is Captain Awesome?

1.

A kid named Clay that makes shit happen.

"Hey Clay"

"Hey Clay"

"Dude, its Captain Awesome to you"

See balls, vagina, awesome, death

2.

Basicly, me I am Captain Awesome. I reign supreme over all awesome, awesomeness, and anything to do with awesome. I am the one and only , the original, many have atempted to copy, none have succeeded.

go to:

captainawesome1.tripod

Spencer: Dude, how in the hell did you get mud on the roof of your truck?

Captain Awesome: I am Captain Awesome, thats how.

See Captain Awesome
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