Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Bollie

1. to be high off weed or any other drug this fool bollie as phuck See high, stoned, blunted, blazed, fucked up 2. 1.verb - (skateboard..

U.k.u.c.

1. Uknown, uncaren; applicable to circumstances wherein the subject is of little personal importance to a constituent, or as a quick, witty..

Nose Hair Burning Ass Bomb

1. flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bom..

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