Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

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1. Everything is gonna be OKAY! "I'm dying of cancer, my dog keeps throwing up on my girlfriend's prada heels, my girlfrien..

The Act Of Organizing One's Bedroom.

1. to organize ones bed room one must perform a series of acts eg: calling in the booty call in the bed, cleaning up the cooking crumbs in ..

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1. An expression that is used when one is very excited.. for themself or someone else. Tito: "Last night I banged Juanita" Jaso..

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