Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?


1.

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.


0

Random Words:

1. A great hardcore/darkcore/industrial label from the Netherlands. Originated after (and in the format/style of) Ruffneck. Enzyme is harde..
1. 1. awsome, steller, cool.. 2. short for precious 1. omg that sweater is so presh! 2. aww that baby is so presh! 2. 1. The short, l..
1. Character in the movie Boogie Nights, he directs this famous porn scence with Dirt Diggler, and rollergirl, they both are forced to rehe..