Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Feud

1. A rivalry or argument. See flame war. There will always be a feud about which gender is smarter: Men or Women...

Zinga's

1. doing some lines of cocaine,or any drug up your nose. Hey guys i did some zinga's last night i was a big mess. See zig, zinger, z..

Zimmies

1. 1)noun: An ambiguously good and evil force 2)noun: a combined feeling of delight and guilt Can also refer to a mythical make of Ecstas..

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