Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Vagina Points

1. When a female gets some thing because she has a VAGINA. Also known as VP Kaeli hands in her drawing to the teacher, he looks at her and..

Packerwood

1. Everlast was a member of HOUSE OF PAIN group,and he was always useing word packerwood for himself. What a f. this word mean, a hooli..

Oreo Cakester

1. When two fat black guys are fucking a skinny white girl, and they both spunk in her vag and in her anus. Thus resulting in the younger b..

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