Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Quarvinspikn

1. A person who is so amazing that he defies all known words to describe them. Words are inadaquate, and fail miserably. Ryan Parma amazes..

Tahira

1. pure; unadulterated; good; clean. Arabic name/title given to a good woman She is tahira, so damn tahira See khadija, pure, holy, clea..

Libretti

1. 1. (Verb) When a women acts upon (sucking, jerking, fucking) a man's penis and he does nothing but sit there and enjoy it. 2. (Nou..

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