Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

W00dka

1. Vodka drunk when you accomplish something hard like getting your urban dic definition accepted. Dude 1: - Hey, my def at urban dic was ..

Chocolate-dipped Strawberry

1. When a woman sticks her bloody finger up your arse, and then licks it clean. "That sick bitch down the hall is enjoying a chocolat..

O.f.i.m.

1. opposite of TGIF, stands for 'Oh Fuck It's Monday'. Used when in despair after waking up and realizing the weekend is ove..

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