Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Gooch Stick

1. An anti-persperent used to mask the aroma of a smelly, sweaty gooch. Strong enough for the armpits, but made for the gooch. A product of..

Half-food

1. Stoned practice of going out and buying food for someone, with their money, then eating half of it on the way back. This is considered a..

I'm Trying To Keep In Touch With Friends, Not Ridicules Trends, Stay On One Social Network Site You Fools

1. Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network. friend 1 - I thi..

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