Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Dinostinky

1. A large female who smells because she can't reach far enough to wash her crack. Pete: Damn, look at the size of that girl! Don: S..

Poor Man's Toasted

1. For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels. A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actu..

Quillin'

1. Trippin' on NyQuil or DayQuil... acting as such... Duuuuuuuude... are you quillin'? 1. Trippin' on NyQuil or DayQuil...

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