Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Nathew

1. An emo jock. Also a big pornographic speaker. Nathew is in love with Maria and has a best friend named Jamester. See emo, jock, narly,..

Cheetolin

1. prison slang for a transsexual "Shemales" or "cheetolins" are in high demand. Most of our resident cheetos are Nati..

Vultureness

1. a woman that takes a man's assets from work during and after a divorce. Heather Mills McCartney was a vultureness during her prolo..

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