Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Jocose

1. Verbally funny. "Well Taylor you're very jocose today." "Thanks?" See verbose, funny, amusing, jocular, joki..

W.w.j.b.d.?

1. What Would James Bond Do When you're in a shitbox situation, you needs the brilliance, charisma, slyness, and sheer will of James ..

Zahwich

1. A sandwich made-up of two slices of Pizza (Zah) one inverted over the other. Also known as a Brooklyn Pepperoni Steak. Gimme Two! I Wan..

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