Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Adderbation

1. "Adderbation" -- obsessively adding MySpace friends for the sheer number of friends. Hoping to exceed 11,000 MySpace friends ..

Lock And Unload

1. While driving, the act of locking the widows just prior to cutting ass as to allow your fellow riders to enjoy all that is your stench. ..

Bah-dja Fah-dji-tah

1. How you say "Baja Fajita" at the Taco Time drive-through at 2 AM when you're high on mushrooms. Sloan: Hey, can I have a..

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