Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Up To Ninety

1. Nearly at bursting point or close to the max. Aproaching full capacity. Very busy. A: How's work going Dave? B: Pff... I'm u..

Hot Nickle

1. The act of heating a nickle with a lighter to the point where holding between fingers turns too painful to bare, then placing it in the ..

Limmer

1. mischievous little girl, see that wee jane? she's a limmer. See nosey, cheeky, forward, brazen, blooter 2. An oversized person ..

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