Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

W0w

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Chasey

1. A girl who may seem outgoing and crazy but is normally shy. They are normally smart and super sexy. Most have a huge ass. Probably the b..

Elyse Metaxas

1. 1) Mint. 2) The girl with the nicest apple bottom of all time. shes 5"8, red hair, huge tits and gorgeous, full lips. 3) Foxy Lad..

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