Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Man Booty

1. ****************** *= MAN BOOTY =* ****************** MAN BOOTY- n., an unusually rounded and/or feminine appearing buttocks ofte..

Swittin

1. To sit back in a gangster like fashion. Be leaned so far down in the chair, that it is like your back is on the butt rest. Jack was swi..

Procrastebate

1. The use of self satisfaction to delay duties etc. I've been fired from my job because I would rather procrastebate then show up on..

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