Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Zamu

1. All that is good. Being happy! Meaning life is good :]! (Z-am-u) To feel great and content. Very okay. "Hey how are you?" ..

Zarpie

1. it's like cool, awsome, bombtasic, gnarly, and wicked at the same time. holy cow! those are some zarpie shoes! cori, you are zarp..

Zeej

1. Giving a zombie a blow job. Instead of spitting out a wad of cum at the end, the giver usually has to spit out the zombie's dick b..

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