Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Go Juice

1. Coffee. Term usually used in the morning. "Go-go juice" is appropriate as well. I need some go juice to get through the morn..

Burittos

1. little fat mexican children "hey Tina look at those burittos !" "man those little burrito must weigh like 90 pounds a e..

Qwop

1. QWOP(pronounced KWOP) is a south African olympian runner whos low IQ technically qualifies him as mentally retarded. He is, however, not..

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