Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Pepsicolie

1. 10 FL ounces Pepsi-Cola, one part Sour Apple Schnapps, 1 part HQ blue rasberry Alcoholic beverage of the best variety. "Damn this..

I95 Syndrome

1. The condition that exists when a driver, after exiting Interstate 95, can not slow down and maintain the posted speed limit. Symptoms in..

Schmodied

1. Beyond bodied. The act of being extremely inebriated. Fucking gone. "Dude that party last night was loose, i got so schmodied...&q..

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