Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Undefeated

1. Underground exclusive shoe outlet sells authentic rare nikes, adidas, and such. "Shiiiiit did you see the crazy new air ones that ..

Butler

1. A cocktail which consists of Belvidere Vodka (taken from Mr. Belvidere the tv show) and Tonic. Usually served on the rocks. Bartender: ..

Droppin' Balls

1. To make a significant error in performing a task. "Josh was droppin' balls all day. I don't know why they don't fir..

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