Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

100 Hour Nap

1. a coma. an exaggeration meaning, having a long nap. (not really 100 hours) "I got home from work today, and took like a 100 hour ..

Alwaysmind

1. Deep concern. An implied command. The opposite of 'nevermind' It's very important, alwaysmind. See ashlea..

U.m.o.p.

1. Uncivilized Monsters Of Poverty. Its commonly used in a derogatory fashion by "well to do" snobbish rich kids to describe thos..

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