Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Raising The Goatee

1. In modern American slang, it means to have a person's goatee raised at someone in a sign of displeasure or contempt. The term, whic..

Meat Jerking

1. jerking off/beating off the grouch - masturbation - the way in which meat is jerk - cahpewt Johnny said he couldnt come to the party be..

Ysfwow

1. You're So F**king World Of Warcraft Used to parody the 'speak' typified by WoW (World of Warcraft) players. Geneally us..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Captain Awkward Edit Meaning