Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Get Busy Tool

1. to get yourself motivated and to do it efficiently Oh shit, my term paper is due tomorrow. Time to pull out the get busy tool.... 2. ..

Molesinator

1. Acool person who plays football and is king of all robots MOLESINATOR: Come here robocop and destroy hugh marshall See Cliff..

Poughquag

1. common slang: PQ (pee-cue) perhaps one of the most happening places in the greater new york region, that still gracefully maintains its..

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