Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

911ed

1. To ruin, wreck, break something. Based on the word 911 when the WTC were crashed by planes. "I totally 911ed that kid's sand ..

Ikm

1. a response used when someone says something funny which you approve of. ikm MEANS 'iT kILLS mE' Andy fell over. IKM! See ikm..

Zipknocked

1. When you go out and spend a few thousand on some green bud only to get home without weighing it and seeing a big lump of that shit missi..

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