Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Truck Fucker

1. A skateboarder who thinks their the shit, but in reality can't even kick flip the board. Yo man you see that truck fucker bail and..

Number 7

1. To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined. I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in. See Eric 2. The coo..

Tryathlete

1. A person who thinks they can complete a triathlon without much training and fails miserably when they try. That guy talked so much tras..

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