Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Ubersuck

1. An action or thing that is really bad or underhanded. Rohit, I can't believe you blow meetings with Maggie off so consistently. T..

W34k

1. poor; sad; incompetent "You can't tell people what you want them to get for your birthday!" "Yeah, that's w34..

Dals

1. A California way to say sandals. Obviously a shorter, quicker way to say sandals. Ben - "Paul, where did you last see my dals?&quo..

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