Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Dick Sniffer

1. a total asshole, a loser, a dick, grant person 1- my boyfriend dumped me person 2- omg he is a dick sniffer! See dick, sniffer, assho..

Grind 'till We Rich

1. To grind up on some preferably strange (acceptably familiar) ass until you have ground all of strange's loose pocket change onto th..

Queeriosity

1. The simple yet certain term of why people turn gay. "oh man james and tyler are gay." "really, seems like there queerios..

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