Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Miro

1. A famous painter and sculpturist from Spain. Painted in the style of surrealism. A good friend with American sculpture artist Alexande..

Visual Viagra

1. Something that is so hot it will give someone a bonermerely by their eyes' reception of photons that are either reflected off of it..

Outside Smoker

1. In swimming or track, the athlete in the farthest lane is the slowest qualifier of the heat. He or she is expected to lose the race beca..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Captain Awkward Edit Meaning