Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Trumpet Weed

1. A slang term for Brugmansia/Angels trumpet,a plant that can have you tripping balls.It is realated to datura,only less potent. Dude1:..

Shaaya

1. To be a short jew-man like George Castanza. Wow, you look like a fuckin Shaaya! See shorty, shaaya, shaya, koskesh, keer, jendeh..

Yesticles

1. The Yezka version of a testicle. When talking on the phone, and name pronouced in a wrong term end it with "esticle". Frank:..

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