Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Z-turn

1. Zhe Teng,折腾， means when driving,suddenly turn right or left;it also implies political stance change or political movement. No Z-turns!..

Popeta

1. Slang for a large male reproductive organ: a penis chupame la popeta maricón! See verga, pinga, mero, bicho 2. Instead of the whole ..

Punchyouinthefaceolosis

1. The feeling you get when you really wanna slug someone but cant. Hey man,back off.I got a nasty case of punchyouinthefaceolosis. 1. T..

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