Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Burlington Fun Face

1. Sneeking into a friends house when he isn't home, stripping down the bed and taking a shit on his or her mattress. Then creating a ..

Fruick

1. someone who is both a fruit and a freak. not sure where the "c" came from. You're such a fruick!..

Sconk

1. to cuddle rape. to force someone to cuddle against their will. I sconked a guy six years younger than me last night while watching a mo..

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