Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Dead Sexys

1. The indentation at the waist on a man that has a well-defined chset/lower torso. Man, those Abercrombie models always have super hot de..

Pussy Pamper

1. a feminine hygiene product. "fuck i always feel like such a bitch when i have to go to the store to buy my chick's pussy pamp..

E.s.p.

1. Extra Smelly Pussy used in the context of a lady is a bitch That girl's an ESP man !..

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