Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Scrumdiddly

1. a word used to positivley describe food boy: ummmm that pie was scrumdiddly See scrumptious, diddles, scrummy, diddly..

Dutch Dandelion

1. When a large group of men perform a circle dutch rudder with a single girl in the middle. From above, it looks like a flower getting pol..

Native Rage

1. When a native American, preferably a Seminole, is angered to the point of violence by the acts of the White-Man. "Damn! That 17 ye..

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