Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Pwil Pwil

1. The noise men make when 'shooting' friends, usually involving forming hand/s into a gun. Bert pretends to shoot Ernie : "..

D.o.m.

1. Dirty Old Man Kim: here comes the D.O.M. that has been trying to buy me drinks all night! See funny, bar, dom, dirty, man..

Belessin

1. to not believe in someone and at the same time not want to listen to them. hey sorry man I just don't want to belessin to you anym..

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