Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Plues

1. plues is punk rock mixed with blues . I kinda just made up hat word, but if u can imagine like a ounk song going then theres sime crazy ..

Levicanoes

1. The natural formation of dual minature 'volcanoes' when one takes off jeans perfectly. My room was a total mountain range of ..

Icew@ter

1. synonym for alcoholic I think i might need to go to AA, I drink and take pictures of myself on the internet all day long. Dude, you&..

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