Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Hmf

1. a term indicating indignation how can you say that to me? hmf! See hmph, what, hm, hmm, huh, abee 2. a hot mother f****r. if not pai..

On Flame

1. pissed off, ticked, mad, ready to go off I was on flame because of this stupid ass. See pissed, mad, ticked, pissy..

Road Tomato

1. Performing oral sex on a woman with her period in a moving vehicle. "I can't believe Kevin gave that bitch road tomato in my ..

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