Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?


1.

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.


33

Random Words:

1. A portmanteau of the words "immigrant" and "english" usually used when referring to the comical attempts made by non..
1. A descriptive noun used in jest to address a companion or associate, or as a derogatory term used to insult someone guilty of 'Smar..
1. The horrible adverse effects of eating at a Taco Bell in Mexico. Symptoms include with one day of horrible, horrible farting that you c..