Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Unspoken Rule

1. The Rules of Man These rules seperate the douchbags and assholes from the men rule #1. NEVER embarass a guy infront of a girl rule #2..

Muffandankles

1. Hairy muff and huge ankles. Derived from the meaning 'bush pig' - had to many beers and she will do. Ohh not another muffand..

Extreme Underwear

1. extreme underwear: the only underwear that jerks you off while you shred down mount everest on a plank of wood while a bunch of pirates ..

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