Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Happy Shake Milk Shake

1. Milkshake that has seaman in it. "Do you want to go to the McDonald's in Edgware?" "No. It got closed down for sel..

Grease It Up

1. Getting one's penis worked over real good, in particular pertaining to a vigorous hand job. Also a command telling someone what yo..

Undoubtedly

1. Without doubt. You have no doubt about something. "We should hang out this weekend!" "Undoubtedly!" See doubt, no..

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