Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

1. Who, What, Where, When and Why. Similar to asking the "411" or detailed information about an event. "Dude, gimme the W5..

Quagnog

1. To question someone's appearance in a manner of disorderly conduct. Sophia asked the ice cream man, "Why the quagnog are your..

Quinnipiac Slobcat

1. (N) A girl from Quinnipiac University who blacks out on the shuttle ride back to campus. These girls have been known to puke, piss, fall..

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