Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Batte

1. One who has an obsession with a big monster penis. Masturbates more than others. Looking somewhat like a pornstar. Dark Hair. Does wh..

Edacshen

1. when a man and a woman decide to go for a half date, or what we americans tend to call, go out for "coffee", as they enter the..

Powerful Ugly

1. when just plain ugly is not enough to describe something Damn! She was powerful ugly! See ugly, horrible, why, quit it, it is what it ..

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