Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Kibble Hole

1. Opening through which a dog takes in food, i.e., a dog's mouth To a barking dog: "Shut your kibble hole!" See crawdad..

Urbanana

1. The common act by web surfers on slangdefine to multitask by eating well ripened mid-sized Chikita banana "Yo you think I got shot..

Norwich

1. I went to Norwich a few months ago and I'm telling you the girls round there were gorgeous! Think it must be because its the bigges..

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