Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Umbelebable

1. Spoken only when something is unbelievable, strange, fucked up, outlandish or perplexing. Jerry: "so i found out my cock is fourte..

Grey Sankets

1. Cold feet, exposed ankles "Stop pulling the blanket, you're giving me grey sankets!" John's sandles gave him grey ..

W.b.v.

1. that real shit. its that new shit rep that shit hrd. west broadway village bitches, u know Yo you get that mad heroin bone up in the B..

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