Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Raisin Nuts

1. Small testicles that resemble the size and shape of raisins. Small wrinkly testicles. Wow son, you have raisin nuts. How embarrassing. ..

Qtfu

1. "Quiet the fuck up" "Dude did you hear about SuperChuck turning gay?" "QTFU! Who cares about that fag" ..

Qhf

1. Acronym for a certain three politically incorrect terms for a homosexual person strung together to form "queer homofag". Quite..

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