Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Zombling

1. the act or process of jumbling or stammer-stepping such as a zombie would. His drunken zombling gave me a chuckle. See zombies, zombli..

Biz Licker

1. A lesbian who uses her toungue. The two dykes spent all night licken on each others business they are real biz lickers. See carpet m..

Conner'd

1. Losing a two-pair hand in Texas Hold'em to a three-of-a-kind. Boy, he really Conner'd me that time! See cards, pair, three-o..

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