Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Bloody Booger

1. Noun- this seems to be a self explanatory situation, but let me clarify. A booger that it is in part or in whole, bloody. Sometimes ca..

Corry

1. a slang term for a penis. how's your Corry? Corry is itchy. Corry's gonna smash into you. See dick, willy, cock, knob..

Ass For Days

1. Girls that be packin'; huge vuloptuous asses on them!!! Look at her she got ass for days, just like JAcki..

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