Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

You Dice?

1. Are you up for it?; Do you want to do this? Hey, we are going down to the mall, you dice? See Tim..

While I Websurfed Weak And Weary,

See unavailable, error, server 7. (v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory. Derivation: ..

Quanker Sore

1. Similar to a canker sore but referring to the penis. When a penis gets too much sugar on it it results with a Quanker Sore. Susan excla..

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