Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Zegwelle

1. Slang word decribing the african tribesmen, or else the african americans. Origin is from Greece came from 2 friends from Athens during ..

Cervix Boxing

1. pumping so hard that the fella is pounding or "boxing" the cervix He had my legs over his head and got to cervix boxing so ha..

Orgasm Chair

1. A chair with a dildo/vibrator attatched to it. A person, normally female but often male, is strapped in and has the dildo turned on, whi..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Captain Awkward Edit Meaning