Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Yawn Deafness

1. A condition where, at the peak of a big yawn, one suffers a few seconds of deafness due to the opening and closing of the eustachian tub..

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Trivolous

1. To be incredibly trivial and yet frivolous at the same time. To be wasteful,useless, or unecessary. Pronounced (Triv-a-lus) "Yo g..

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