Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

W00ties

1. Adorable exclaimation of joy and excitement, usually used by females. He bought me a new car. w00ties!..

Sloppy Johnson

1. when you cover your tally in manwhich and have your girlfriend lick it off. Caren was so hungry she ate 5 sloppy johnsons for dinner. ..

Funky Awesome House

1. A gathering of people with a mutual love for food, movies, and random song playing. This gathering includes a small group of close frien..

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