Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Azle

1. A small town in Azle, Texas. The town primarily consists of evangelist Christians, jocks, preps, and emos. The population of normal peop..

Active Spooning

1. dry humping doggy style Tank and scooby spent the evening active spooning! See dry, humping, dogs, disgusting, active..

Palisades Alphabet Streets

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