Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Bootin

1. Selling Bootlegged items They was on the street bootin some cds yesterday..

Poor Mans Coke

1. Common street slang for crystal meth(methenphetamine). Used because coke is expensive for a short high while crystal meth is much less f..

A New Machine

1. one of the phrases which Endorphous uses to answer his mobile phone with. Also, a term for a machine which is not that old. (kitchie k..

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