Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Maxwell House

1. When a woman or man performs fellatio and licks and swallows every last drop of ejacualate after he comes. Derived from the ad for Maxwe..

Strep Cock

1. Any colony of drug resistant staphylococcus bacterium, such as USA300 (staphylococcus aureus), infecting the male genitalia. A trip to ..

Angfest

1. some crazyass zeo holiday every august where all the little zeophyes created photoshop'D up angsterpieces and anguris neo takes em ..

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