Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

69itis

1. The act of uncontrollably laughing due to the number 69 Teacher: "Okay class, x=69" Ally: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"..

Z Car

1. Nickname of 240zx, 300zx, and 350zx by Nissan. Did you see that z car that just passed us?..

Actuator

1. The electrical switches that contestants on the old school Nick show "GUTS" had to hit on their way up to the top of the Aggro..

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