Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Funk Box

1. a vagina in need of a wash Her funk box stinks really bad she needs to wash it See coochie, meat, wallet, pussy, tool shed..

Appy

1. An appy is a gorjuz, hot, beautiful, sexy girl that lives in warrnambool and looks perfect in someones eyes everyday. Look at that appy..

Alcocohol

1. The sustitute of alcohol in your CoCo Puffs or other breakfast cereal instead of milk. Found usually in college dorms and trailer park..

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