Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Lollipop Practice

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Front Board

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Obligarette

1. A cigarette in which someone is obligated to give to repay debt. An owed cigarette. Chris: Andrew, give me my obligarette, you poverty-..

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