Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Slimfist

1. A person that has a thin fist, suitable for great and speedy fisting. I think that i'm in love with Dan, he has such a slimfist. ..

Anticomedy

1. A type of comedy that is funny because it is so incredibly unfunny. Some famous anticomedians are Tim Heidecker, Andy Kaufman, Dougg Pou..

Anus Vampire

1. Spirit in the Japanese Shinto religion that is known as the Kappa or Shirokodama and sucks a person's soul out through their anus. ..

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