Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Kalla

1. A super cute prostitutewho has powers of innocent seduction, and she also uses her superhuman krumping powers to seduce innocent men...a..

Fouching

1. Fouching is to do stuff with a girl, all expect fucking. Like kissing, oral sex, handjob. Steve and Carla were fouching in the bathroom..

Beef Curtain

1. stretched out and saggy vaginal lips. It is also refered to as a "shotgun blast" or an "exploded bubble gum bubble" ..

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