Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Floating T-shirt

1. very dark skinned black people, because all you see of them in the dark is their t-shirts ay did you see all those floating t-shirts ov..

Finnagonna

1. Finnagonna Stresses the action that is about to take place. Usually placed after "Imma" Imma finnagonna keeeeel you See imm..

Raveging Reemer

1. An act of Grizzle tearing kalizzle's vagina to smitherines. Is Dave Raveging Reemer AGAIN!!! She will need a wheel chair when he i..

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