Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Quinkle

1. n. a quilted wrinkle. "Hey Sally, where'd you get that quinkle? "I bought it along with a sewing kit yesterday at the m..

Teenage Love

1. not quite true love. but pretty close. often what teenagers feel for a bfor gf. i love you. like in a teenage love kind of way. See lo..

Knockin

1. The subwoffers in your car make the block shake. Dat shit knockin jo. See bumpin, sounds, wangin, slammin, beatin, Jerrel 2. To hate..

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