Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Koobs

1. Short for "kid boobs." I wish I had DD's like Janelle, but I only have koobs. See breasts, boobs, tits, titties, boobie..

Cabbichoke

1. A small undeveloped vegetable created by combining an artichoke and a cabbage. "Artichoke and Cabbage went to Ireland and got knoc..

Urbandictionaire

1. One who posts on slangdefine. I've thrown a few words into slangdefine, so that makes me an urbandictionaire. See Tails..

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