Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Vemmorhoid

1. a pussy hemmorhoid; a protrusion from the cunt not due to excess fucking; basically a vaginal hemorrhoid. Damn, that chick's pussy..

Mindknob

1. To open ones mind like a Safe. You forgot your Mindknob... oh here use mine so I can see whats inside. 2. Mindknob is a knob of brain..

Ninja Verbal Assault

1. Related to term "Buckminsterfullerene": "This is a word that can be used to confuse other people, or distract them. Also..

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