Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

On The Rocks

1. To put ice in one's beverage, used mostly with drinks containing liquor. Hey Tony! Get me a Corona on the rocks! 2. poured over ..

Udderly

1. A really bad pun stemming from the word "utterly" and used as an intensifier in conjunction with anything involving breastfeed..

1. The · is a dot. A bit like the full stop ( .), but higher up. Used as a shorthand for 'multiply' in mathematics (because they ..

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