Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Netaly

1. To lose bowel control in a public arena I was walking down the street and popped a netaly See poo, bowels, diarrhea, poop, tampons..

E-ffectionate

1. Having or showing fond feelings or affection; loving and tender. BUT, all done over email, IM, text messages, and phone! Dude, she and..

Our Man Flint

1. Used to describe someone who is being a cock, possibly inadvertently or by accident, and normally used by much bigger cocks/jerks, who i..

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