Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Knowimate

1. When ya not BSing and ya know ya know! Fool you betta belive it, cause i can knowimate on this one! You better knowimate on the times,..

Grand Opening

1. When you use all of your fingers and toes, your penis, and your tongue, while thrusting your pelvis and giving a maniacal laugh. If don..

Fradentical Twins

1. n./ Twins that look similar, but arent identical twins. Matt and Gabe definitely look alike, but you can tell they aren't identica..

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