Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

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Ambica

1. 1.weird, smelly, throws fits by striking fists against the table 2.get a 300 on the math NJ ASK test and loves a guy named pawel and ni..

W2mor

1. The dead weight people you find in large companies. It is exemplified by a tumor and the inability to create your own work, thus needing..

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