Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Kickin' Boots

1. To have promiscuous sex I caught them kickin' boots in the back of his pickup truck See banging, fucking, screwing, hit it, slam..

Umbra

1. The complete shadow present during an eclipse. Surrounded by the Penumbra. From my vantage point in the helicopter, i could see where ..

Hwt

1. H- Home W- work T- time its hwt (homework time) See home, work, time, hwt, homework 2. a fat guy/big guy .heavyweight did you see..

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