Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Coochy

1. Vulgar slang for vagina. That's one smelly ass coochy! 2. The place the penis enters the girl (also see vagina) The penis enter..

Razor Balls

1. the burning of the nutsac after you shave your balls i needa give a bum chunder to sooth my razon balls See razor balls..

Niggerstick 2069

1. The greatest wand that ever existed. Better then fucking Harry Potter's wand. It allows the holder to summon the world's large..

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