Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

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Roflolpimp

1. rolling on floor laughing out loud peeing in my pants i was like roflolpimp See roflolpimp, lol, rofl, pimp 2. rolling on floor laug..

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