Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Lollercausticide

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Octomullet

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Uncle Jack

1. to take with out asking permission. Are you a winner or a loser? If you are a winner you will go ahead and Uncle Jack that last piece o..

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