Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Im Gonna Shootizzle Tonightizzle Up Izzle In Dis Hizzle

1. im goin to shoot up tonight in this place(or house)..

Rails

1. lines of the drug cocaine, which are then snorted "snorted some fat rails before" See cocaine, coke, drugs, blow, sniff 1. ..

Util

1. An entirely made up word used to describe a poker group's inability to 1)count chips, or; 2) understand the true value of the chips..

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