Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Copin Squalies

1. Receiving oral sex from a female. -I was Copin' Squalies when you called me last night -Jimmy was Copin Squalies alll night long ..

Illazycal

1. adjective - Being lazy, but in a way which requires more effort than the original task. It's a combination of illogical and lazy. ..

Khoosty

1. Khoosty - everyhings well mint My lifes Khoosty See kool, mint, great, amazing..

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