Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Derrick Toth

1. My homoerotic roommate for Freshman year at OU. He is the laziest person on the planet. He is a prophet of the impending Mongol invasi..

Earn Your Stripes

1. To lick a vagina while the girl is on her period. Jane: Lick my pussy. Tom: You're bleeding, I ain't licking that. Jane: ..

Yakano

1. a bitch with a bad haircut Man, that girl looks like she got her hair cut with hedgeclippers! And look! She's from Georgia Tech! W..

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