Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

W'ever

1. A conjunction of the words "what" and "ever" Normally used when you disagree with someone. Whatcha need? Going to..

Neweh

1. Another way of saying 'no', or otherwise indicating negative feelings towards a recently suggested idea. Fran: Hey Andy, do y..

Nora

1. The exact Origins of this name is unclear, some say its a derivative of the word honor, or Honora. But the popular beleif is that it com..

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