Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Mud Statue

1. racist term for black person(i.e. nigger, moon cricket, darkie, spear-chucker) mommy look at the mud statue over there! See moon crick..

Qwer

1. The four letters on the keyboard above asdf. asdf and qwer had lots of children, such as zxcv, tyui, and iop. And together we shall rul..

Giving Up The Ass

1. To drop your defenses and let yourself get fucked by as many willing dicks as you can find. To give up the ass is considered a noble thi..

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