Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Emerald Necklace

1. Just like a pearl necklace, except when the guy has an infection or STD, making his spooge a greenish color. "Dude, I got to get t..

Technophobe

1. A person who is irrationally afraid of technology. My mom says sitting to close to the TV will make my eyes go square! She's such ..

Dibf

1. Dipped in Bear Fat, denotes that an occurrence was so great that it is beyond regular explanation. Oh snap did you see that, that shit ..

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