Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

No Clean Submarine

1. A dump, that once is taking, does not need to be wiped. "Dude I just had a no clean submarine in that bathroom and it felt so good..

You're Quite Welcome

1. you say you're quite welcome when you are more than glad to do something for another person Pretty girl: Thanks for taking me out..

11 Inch Cake Batter Maker

1. A pretty enormous sized penis that can ejaculate a large amount of semen with the thickness of cake batter. Jennifer: Wow who made this..

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