Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Roundhouse Kick

1. The most deadly of deadly kicks only when performed by Chuck Norris. 1. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in ..

Ancis

1. A disgusting, disorderly or otherwise unappealing person, who may have a heart of gold but desperately needs to get their life together...

Obsequious

1. To subject to or be put under for some form of servitude. Also used ignorantly as a uniform all purpose adjective. The teacher was ver..

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