Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

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1. Get The Fuck Off Of My Wife's Facebook Before I Kick You In The Shins And Punch You In The Face" "Hey, n00b, gtfoomwfbik..

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1. A person who usually voted Democratic, but has been taken in by the Bush administration's fear-mongering. I thought my dad was goi..

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