Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Zalpz

1. noun. fearless one, a shadow among darkness. Zalpz entered knowingly of the present danger. See zalpz, halo, eddy, miami..

Double Cocked

1. two cocks inserted into the same orifice Daisy's twatwas stretched to the max as she enjoyed the double cocked pleasure of Bo and ..

W.d.

1. An abbreviation of Well Done. Often used by myself to annoy others, especially Josh :D Holly: W.D. Josh: Just say "well done&quo..

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