Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Brights

1. The high-beams of you car's headlights. "Jeez, that jagoff behind me has been driving with his brights on for the past five m..

Moon Junkie

1. A person who would smoke or snort anything. If they figured out how to scrape dust off the moon, he or she would snort that shit too. &..

Holy Fuck

1. An exclamation, much like "Holy Shit!", but more offensive, which is good. "Holy Fuck, that fart must have had 75 Hobo P..

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