Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Jennifer Walcott

1. A Playboy Playmate who is so fucking hot i can look at her forever. have you seen Jennifer Walcott? Shes SOOO HOT! See Easy-E..

Queen Latifah Waterbomb

1. The Queen Latifah Waterbomb is a very tricky maneuver to perform. It requires alot of planning but when you do it, its great. First you..

Dog Squeeze

1. The little bit of extremely stinky, liquid shit that exits the anus of an excited small dog when you pick it up. I picked up Steven and..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Captain Awkward Edit Meaning