Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Zpmg

1. zpmg = zomg = omg = Oh My God zpmg hahahaha i pooned his farking ass! hahahaha See zpmg, zomg, pmg, omg..

Hippocrocakangarillapigamoose

1. Extremely ugly, often referred to women. See hippocrocakangarillapig Her face would crack mirrors, she's a hippocrocakangarillapig..

Jamesslaykelly

1. a band made up of brandon, jason, matt, and dylan. the play at local shows in new market, maryland, and have a huge fan base. hey steph..

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