Captain Awkward

What is Captain Awkward?

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

Chris Out

1. The act of cashually up and leaving 1.Let's blow this crackstand and get the chris out! 2.Dude i'm tired of this, chris out...

Yando Head

1. A tweeker from the Valley of the Sun. I saw this yando head walking down the street and I yelled at him "your mom called she wants..

Ear Bag

1. A variation on the "tea bag"; a sexual undertaking in which the male dips his testicles into the woman's ear. The woman i..

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