Captain Badass

What is Captain Badass?

Anyone that acts on instinct to appear to be cool, badass, or ballin, but in reality look like a jackass/douchebag.

Did you see that guy peel out of the TCBY.

yeah man i saw Captain Badass

Dude, you did not eat 50 blazin wings at Buffalo Wild Wings, who do you think you are; Captain Badass?

See douchebag, asshole, chicken fucker, lame ass, prick

Yoit Rag

1. a rag/clothe/kleenex/ or old crusty t-shirt a bitch uses to wipe the yoit from between her teeth. i was cleaning my room the other day ..

Gonzo Ring

1. A ring, usually made of rubber, that is worn at the base of the penis in order to sustain erections. I'm gonna be fucking her all ..

Zumana

1. a loving term of endearment. "zumana, I'm home." See dear, honey, love..

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