Captain Badass

What is Captain Badass?

Anyone that acts on instinct to appear to be cool, badass, or ballin, but in reality look like a jackass/douchebag.

Did you see that guy peel out of the TCBY.

yeah man i saw Captain Badass

Dude, you did not eat 50 blazin wings at Buffalo Wild Wings, who do you think you are; Captain Badass?

See douchebag, asshole, chicken fucker, lame ass, prick

Piss-ass

1. (Slang) To a high degree; overly. See syn. at very. I have a job interview at 11am tomorrow, but that won't stop me from getting ..

Zead

1. 1. A common term for having sexual intercourse with a building. 2. Another name for pizza. 3. Pancakes. 1."Wow, you totally Ze..

Octopus Juicer

1. Four people (8 hands) performing a hand job simultaneously on a single penis. For obvious reasons, the penis must be of above average s..

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