What is Captain Badass?
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Anyone that acts on instinct to appear to be cool, badass, or ballin, but in reality look like a jackass/douchebag.
Did you see that guy peel out of the TCBY.
yeah man i saw Captain Badass
Dude, you did not eat 50 blazin wings at Buffalo Wild Wings, who do you think you are; Captain Badass?
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When a woman is breastfeeding a newborn and sucking a cock at the same time.
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