Captain Badass

What is Captain Badass?

Anyone that acts on instinct to appear to be cool, badass, or ballin, but in reality look like a jackass/douchebag.

Did you see that guy peel out of the TCBY.

yeah man i saw Captain Badass

Dude, you did not eat 50 blazin wings at Buffalo Wild Wings, who do you think you are; Captain Badass?

See douchebag, asshole, chicken fucker, lame ass, prick

Finkle

1. Getting a handjob through your pants. Kyle got a finkle because his chick was afraid of pubic hair. See finkle, finkyle, handjob, kyle..

Roken

1. An offensive term towards black Jews. That goddamn roken asked me if i wanted to buy some crack. See jigaboo, swamp ninja, kike, jew, ..

Mustard Licker

1. the act of licking a yellow mustard color diarea from your lovers ass..get on that! :D "man,my girl is a mustard licker,and it re..

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