Captain Balls Edit Meaning

1. When someone lays a turd across the top lip of another person. Often used as a sexual act. May be altered as some prefer to lay their Pe..

1. someone who commands ass attention 24/7 by trannie cocks frank braithwaite is an arse captain See arse, bumlord, captain, ass..

1. 5 to 1 ratio. A quintuple standard, 5 to 1 ratio, i.e. The MPAA movie rating board allows 5 male genitalia to every 1 female genitalia...