Captain Balls Edit Meaning

1. the act of giving anal sex after not showering for at least 24 hours, like flavorful meat between a pair of buns. a.k.a. buttsecks John..

1. An extremely large or bulbous head. I tried, in vain, to buy my girlfriend a new hat for her birthday. Apparently hats do not come in s..

1. this is when one recieves a blumpkin but is not sitting on a toilet bowl. The receiver just starts shitting whereever he is receiving t..