What is Captain Baseball Bat Boy?
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A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.
Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.
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