What is Captain Beard?
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It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.
He is the captain of a grand shipscht.
"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"
"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"
"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "
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To Repeatedly shove an object into ones anus untill they have an orgasm over it
Warning: May result in death if the object is too long ..
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A place where raisin people are held up all day. More commonly known as an old folks home.
Duncan: Hey bro I got a case of beer and two..
