Captain Beard

What is Captain Beard?

It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.

He is the captain of a grand shipscht.

"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"

"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"

"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "

See captain beard, snork, pizza, oreos

Youtubin'

1. (Usually caused by boredom), the act of only going on the computer so you can search random videos on YouTube. I was so bored last nigh..

Terrorist Fist Jab

1. Like an ordinary fist jab, but with 50% more terrorism. Can only be performed by black presidential candidates who are also secret musli..

Yanez

1. verb: to cut your wrists up the street instead of across and then pleasure yourself with the open wound, using the blood as lubricant. ..

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