Captain Beard

What is Captain Beard?

It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.

He is the captain of a grand shipscht.

"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"

"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"

"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "

See captain beard, snork, pizza, oreos

V-village

1. value village basically the center of awesomness in any town. you can get anything if you can treasure hunt wow man i went to v-villa..

Poonanae

1. n. Slang term for pussy. n. an insult that some individuals use to let another individual know that they know that they are too scared..

Eugene X

1. Is one of the most powerful people on the earth. Everything about him relates to the letter "X". He has an X penis in which ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Captain Beard Edit Meaning