Captain Beard

What is Captain Beard?

It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.

He is the captain of a grand shipscht.

"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"

"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"

"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "

See captain beard, snork, pizza, oreos

Qqf

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~`_`~

1. someone with pigtails or very long eyebrows The dad hugged his daughter who looked like this ~`_`~ See ~, Snide..

C-movie

1. A movie so poorly written, so terribly filmed/produced and so horribly acted, to call it a B-movie would be an insult to even the worst ..

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