Captain Beard

What is Captain Beard?

It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.

He is the captain of a grand shipscht.

"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"

"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"

"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "

See captain beard, snork, pizza, oreos

Smelly Edwide

1. stinks of shit edwide medland..

Zsew

1. The sound that is made from activating a Bogosian watch. Man, I feel like having sexual intercourse with Bogosian....ZSEW!..

B-natch

1. a euphemism for "bitch." "Where's my money, b-natch??!!" See bitch, bizznatch, bizzotch, beotch..

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