What is Captain Beard?
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It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.
He is the captain of a grand shipscht.
"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"
"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"
"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "
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How fucktards try to spell unbeknownst.
Unbenounced to us, he was retarded the whole time.
See unbenounced, fucktard, twit
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withou..
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A candy raver. A bit more derogatory
Shelly turned into a total candy head this summer. All she does is rave now. I think shes eaten ab..
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It's a regulator valve at the end of a pump that feds soy-based oils into ice cream bars at a plant.
Eh...just kidding, Pointy Tit..
