What is Captain Beard?
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It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.
He is the captain of a grand shipscht.
"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"
"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"
"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "
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