Captain Beard

What is Captain Beard?

It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.

He is the captain of a grand shipscht.

"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"

"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"

"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "

See captain beard, snork, pizza, oreos

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