Captain Beard

What is Captain Beard?

It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.

He is the captain of a grand shipscht.

"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"

"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"

"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "

See captain beard, snork, pizza, oreos

Vavro

1. is a cheap-ass that has no life and has no dick plus is queer and fuck up in the mind. when I was getting hit on by a gay man i felt li..

Qwelch

1. A fart from your penis. Oh shit Cooter Jones just let a Qwelch out. See queef, fart, penis fart, dick fart 2. A fart from your penis..

Cum-guzzling Quefe

1. A skin and bones gay man who is seen as the Omega in any situation. The Cum-Guzzling Quefe stood his ground against the guy he tried to..

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