Captain Beard

What is Captain Beard?

It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.

He is the captain of a grand shipscht.

"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"

"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"

"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "

See captain beard, snork, pizza, oreos

Zeppling

1. The act of listening to Led Zepplin Dude, I was zeppling so hard last night I broke my coffee table along with everything in my kitchen..

Wut!!

1. a grabbing gesture made after accomplishing an amzing feat. amazing feat, followed a crotch-grab "(crotchgrab) WUT!!" See wu..

Ishta

1. literally the layer of cream on top of fresh milk when heated.... practically/coloquially meaning "cool" in Arabic as in &qu..

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