Captain Big Dick

What is Captain Big Dick?

A male that is obsessed with compensating for their extremely small penis

Man, Tom is such a Captain Big Dick why doesnt he just get cancer already.

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Jadon

1. What you get when u mix a hobit with a spoon. An interesting and unusual creature that lives under most ordinary people's beds. It ..

Analiscious

1. Of or deserving oral/anal attention or servicing. Being worthy of a rim job. "Bro, that chick is so analiscious, I'd rim that..

Expectacular

1. n. expectedly spectacular That party was expectacular. I mean Reid always throws the fattest bashes...

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